Pam

Pam moves his lips at stop signs.

PAM tells everyone in the cinema or the room the entire plot as the movie goes along.

Pam hums "Secret Agent Man" on his way to work.

PAM hums 'Eye of the Tiger' and punches the air, Rocky Balboa' style on their way to every destination.

Pam cries, "Shiver me timbers!" during sex.

PAM hangs around the women's prison looking for dates.

Pam dates the invisible man and then accuses him of standing her up, even when he hasn't.

PAM stood up Hawkgirl...

Pam's corncob pipe is the envy of the holler.

PAM is unaware I prefer my bulldog...

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Pam slips Confederate currency into strippers' garters.

PAM is the one frequenting these establishments, I have never been in one and never will be. Besides, my Confederate Money is all tied up in land for when The South rises again!

Pam creases his trousers with the knife he uses to gut deer.

PAM collects those little twist ties that keeps bread closed.

Of course I save twisties. Any sane man would.

Pam throws failed suitors to the hungry crawfish.