Pam

PAM being a white furred rabbit is always late for everything!

PAM makes clothing out of corn silk.

Pam does unspeakable things to squirrels.

PAM is an escapee from the Justice League

PAM makes mooing noises when passing cows on fields besides the road.

Pam is a justice in league with the squirrel mob.

Edit: (wrong Pam!)

Pam is really Judge Dredd!

PAM has an unnatural affection for squirrels.

Pam rides catfish sidesaddle across the Red River.

PAM is making a squirrel pelt coat.

Pam stuffs nuts in her cheeks.

PAM is lurking somewhere in the Red River.

Pam uses armadillos as roller skates.

PAM enjoys armadillo as "possum on the half shell"

@tonywalt *chuckle* OK I will admit to that one! Also to yelling "Fore!" when passing a golf course!

Pam reads movie subtitles out loud.

like the PAM doesn't!