Pam

Pam is an oozer.

PAM takes their shoes off and slides across the floor at formal parties, then laughs their head off - and does it all over again exclaiming, "I'm gonna be doing this all night long!"

PAM is a registered user, by his own admission!

PAM has a corner on the rare 8-track market.

The PAM has given away his age by even knowing what an eight track tape is!

Pam plays a mean whiskey jug.

PAM is strangely always right above me in this thread

Pam is strangely below me in most things. (:))

PAM has became a white rabbit!

Pam would mention race first.

PAM would assume that white meant race and not fur color... ;)

PAM shaves his arms.

Pam plucks her moles.

Pam enters rooms with the Tom Cruise "Old time rock and roll" sock slide.

Pam flies a Jolly Roger from the back of his scooter.