because the Earth has broken free of it's orbit and is plunging directly into the sun.
If olive oil is made from olives and peanut oil is made from peanuts; where does baby oil come from?
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because the Earth has broken free of it's orbit and is plunging directly into the sun.
If olive oil is made from olives and peanut oil is made from peanuts; where does baby oil come from?
oh your terible!
but let us see the next posters answer. :D
their pores, of course!!
why isn't napping mandatory by law?
btw, bibliophile, HOT avatar!!! :)
It is indeed very hot. (Stares)
Why isn't there such thing as a PURPLEBERRY?
because blue berries are purpleberries in descise.
why must we use the word HOT to describe how someone looks?
because Americans are weird like that!
Will love conquer this evil empire?
Does love ever conquer evil? I mean really. Is America the evil empire you are referring to?
Nope. that's just random lote weirdness. It just sounds hilarious.
Would you wear a Vader mask for a full day for 50000?
hell yeah I would. Sometimes when I go to a public restroom, and I see those motion activated paper towel dispensers, I run my hand across the sensor so that the towel will come out and I pretend like I have force powers and that's what making the paper towel come out. So, I am going to wear that vader helmet and go to one of those bathrooms and hangout all day and show how I can use the force.
Is that a weird thing to do?
Heck no, everyone does it out here in the Prairies! :lol:
How come it says the "B" word under Baki's avatar?? :sick:
That sort of scares me, seriously.
Do you fear that you'll have it under yours too?
did she really get banned? or did she just type the word "Banned" in her description thingie? oh no!
how do lava lamps work?
Eruption. As the people of Pompeii found out a little too late…
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/quack.gif
Have you ever seen a candlefly?
no, i think the wax would get everywhere!
why is guinness so dark?
what is blooming heck is guinness?
why does kitten have an animal name but a new age avie?
guinness is the best beer in the world. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Shurtugal
and i don't know why my avie and my name don't match. i'll work on that. :crash:
Why do cows moo?
Cause they don't know the words.
What is o'lay as in oil of o'lay? How do they extract the oil?
it's like olestra and makes you o'sick. :sick:
why does copper turn green?
photosynthesis.
i am really bad at this game, i can't think of a question. i'll keep trying, but i just wanted to post this since i repeat-answered the oil o'lay one.
...what does 'knights in armor' mean?
i'm not sure...ancient people walking around in really unconfortable suits:alien: :alien:
Why is a boxing ring square?:eek:
Because da fight ain't, capicse? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...Godfeather.jpg
What's with all these TV adds for such personal stuff? They run out of magazines?
yeah, my younger sister can't watch some tv stations just because of them.
and to answere your question it's cheaper to show on tv then to print a magazine.
why do we have to out heart have to live when everything else is dead?
because that's how it goes
Why is it so hard for some people to flush?
because some people just like to share.
Is that really a happy look on Bob's wifes face?
No, she is merely grinning and bearing it! :)
Is it true that Oil of Olay is from Mexico?
:lol: I don't know.Quote:
Originally Posted by kiz_paws
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
A knife. Had to have something to slice it with! :rolleyes:
Do you get the idea that that stuff is also messing with Bob's brain, what with that idiotic grin?
it's not really a person, it's an android
does anyone else eat carrots as breakfast food?
Sure. Rabbits.
Who on earth is BOB?
You know barb, Bob Upndowninthewater. Where have you been? Get with the program toots (is that how you spell that? :confused: )
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
my mother-in-law must be the fourth person!!!
Why don't the Viagra band invite Bob to join?
why don't who invite what to join?
why did i have to pull my neck?
well it's better than pulling your own finger I guess :shrug:
And while we're on the subject: Since there is a speed of light and a speed of sound, is there a speed of smell?
i don't know really. i don't think so.
would you want to run after a storm to get awsome pics?
No. If I want cool looking pictures of the sky. . . Photoshop, baby, photoshop. Besides, I've lived in KS. You usually don't want to chase after a storm there because most likely it will turn around and chase you back over the rainbow.
What exactly IS the function of a rubber duck? (Thank you Mr. Weasley!)
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ilies/ROFL.gifQuote:
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
Company as a child, memories as an adult.
How rapidly does "rapidly desolving toliet paper" desolve?
Depends on whether or not you're part of that 20% of people enjoying themselves on the shiny white throne.
Why are potty jokes so amusing?
The general population of Earth is so full of it....
Why do people look at each other as if the next person is a raving lunitic?
Because one of them probably is. =P
How does one burn the land and boil the sea? :cool: