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Nightie being tiny is still on the hill and really running the show, not that anyone knows it , but whats this an EVacuation button?
Night jumps on the button Bien evacuates the HIll and night once more has control and using a size restorer from Martian Knives INC is once more normal sizse and in Control
mwahahahahah:lol:
MY HILL
**Bien arrives wearing a Hazardous Materials Containment Suit**
"Attention!! This area has been evacuated by the authority of the LitNet HazMat Response Team (otherwise known as LiNe HaMaRT) Please vacate the area until further instructions are issued. Follow the Orange Tape to the Scrub area where you will be hosed down with Icy Blue Fruit Drink which will neutralize the contaminate!"
Nightshade is escorted to the Scrub area...
The Hill is Mine...once again!!:D
night throws a tempertantrum because its NIGHT NIGHT NIGHT!!! bien is horrifid and flees
leaving MY HIll!!
**Bien approaches dressed as a humble servant, bringing warm milk (with sedative), a blankie, teddy bear, and night cap.**
After Nightshade is fast asleep, puts her in a comfortable bed on a boat set for a place far, far away from MY HILL!!
:D
Bienvenu's Hill.
Galzraa, The King of Lombards, (two names, remember?) musters an army of anti-Bienvenus and attacks. He then fortifies the Hill into a fortress, complete with a mini-fridge.
BEAT THAT!!
MY HILL
Bienvenu points out that Galzraa's army of anti-Bienvenus consists of only two members...then points to the pro-Bienvenu army consisting of 100s of thousands of elite soldiers armed with paint guns with pink paint balls...then admires Galzraa's new pink suit...**as he rolls down off MY HILL**
The Hill returns to Bienvenu! **as Bienvenu enjoys a drink from the mini-fridge that he acquired**
**Please stock the mini-fridge with Root Beer the next time you think of taking MY HILL!!**
Bienvenu's Hill
Galzraa used the anti-Bienvenus as a distraction to get a million anti-pro-Bienvenus to the Hill.
I conquer the Hill and upgrade the fortress.
PS- I drank all of the rootbeer. MWAHAHAHAHAH! Now all of the cool, refreshing soda is mine!
Bienvenu looks at his watch and waits for the laxative filled Root Beer that he left as a trap to take effect...(since all the toilet paper was removed) he easily overtakes the fortress when everybody is trapped in the bathrooms...
The Hill is mine...but it stinks now..(bad plan)
Bienvenu's Hill
When Bienvenu calls a plumber to clean out the pipes that Galzraa so generously clogged, Galzraa strikes! I win the battle with a rock, and rock beats scissors, so HA!
MY HILL!!!!
:( I had to pick up the plumbing bill....
Galzraa's Hill
The plumbing bill arrived...Galzraa had to get another part-time job working nights and weekends as a busboy and dishwasher at the local biker bar, unfortunately he was defeated by his own PLUMBER BILL...Paper beats Rock, so HA HA!
MY HILL!!!
(Yeah...it still stinks in here!!:confused:)
Bienvenu's Hill.
Galzraa lets him keep it while it fumigates.
I laugh at your pitiful Hill(for now;))
PS-I sent an order of skunks to your Hill. I hope you enjoy them:lol: (I'm a stinker aren't I?:lol:)
Bienvenu's Hill
Hired a new maid service that cleared out the smelliness. The skunks were marked Return to Sender... Brought in cedar trim for all the rooms and installed a new Dolby Surround Sound system with a theater size flat screen TV, a hard drive loaded with any movie, show, or performance that you could possibly think of...
The library is being built in the lower level with an outdoor study overlooking the vineyard.
Still My Hill...:D
Bien's hill . . .
Zanna sneaks up during the really intense part of Bien's favorite movie and crashes some cymbals right behind his head! He's so startled he actually shoots through the roof, and hits the ground running. . . . far away, that is!
My Hill!
Zanna's Hill
Galzraa pours a nice bowl of math for Zanna and sets it at the base of the Hill. Galzraa then uses his Zanna stepstool to get to his awesome new fort. Galzraa then uses it as a robot factory and creates hordes upon hordes of robots.
MY HILL AND MY CONQUEST!!!
PS- I still have all of the cool, refreshing drinks Bienvenu. Get them if you can! MWAHAHA!!
I change the software in the Robots. Galzarra flees MY HILL upon seeing the Robot Army.
MY HILL!!! :D
:banana:
Madhuri's Hill
Downloaded the Lemming virus into the robots...they all ran off the edge of the cliff...
Snuck in with the aid of my cloak of invisibility...used the power that I learned from a Mongolian monk to overpower the thoughts of Madhuri to think that she was no longer on her hill...and now she is wondering aimlessly looking for the hill that she can no longer see...
Who knows the evil that lurks in the hearts of men...The Shadow knows....mwhahahahaha
...and back to its rightful owner...
It's My Hill!! :D
**Now that I am back in power...the fridge is restocked and the construction on the library overlooking the vineyards is now finished...but if y'all are gonna take over my Hill...please tend to the vineyard...it's a shamble!!! ..........and don't leave cracker crumbs all over the couch!**
Bienvenu's Hill.
I leave cracker crumbs in the couch cushions and Bienvenu has a heart attack. :lol:
MY HILL
(I have an army of robots that are virus proof)
Shows a picture of Galzraa abusing baby robots...the robots then throw HIM off the cliff...
Takes Dustbuster to the crumbs...
My HILL!! :D
Bienvenu's hill
I hit the "Wig Out" button on my robot army remote and they throw Bienvenu ot. I then deactivate them.
My Hill
Galzraa's Hill
Bienvenu dons an authentic Iron Man suit...the ostentatious entrance alone scares the bajeebas out of Galzraa, however, instead of running away he just stands there in awe of the collness of the suit. So Bienvenu (true to his name) welcomes Galzraa to sit and watch Iron Man on the BIG Screen, drink some sodas, eat some pizza, before KICKING HIM OUT!! ;)
My Hill!!
Zanna, chasing an errant frisbee in her new running shoes, ends up getting underfoot of Bien's Iron Man suit, and he trips over her, landing with a giant KLANG against the marble statue in the courtyard of the fortress. Several small monkeys come and tie the inert Iron Man down, a la Gulliver's Travels, and Zanna skips into the kitchen to get some Oreos.
My Hill!
Zanna's Hill
Me in my suit of Iron quickly breaks free, chases the monkeys away, over powers Zanna tying (her/him) up and putting (her/him) in the closet for safe keeping. Was going to check to see if (she/he) was a girl/guy, but quickly thought that might be embarrassing for both :blush:...so waits for (her/him) to just tell me.
My Hill...
Bienvenu's Hill.
Galzraa watches from the shadows as HIS slave monkeys hold Iron-Bienvenu down; he shakes them off quickly, but not fast enough! The monkeys have already spread the robo-fleas. Iron-Bienvenu goes insane trying to itch inside his armor. while Glazraa takes the Hill.....
MY HILL
PS- I throw a pack of Oreos into the hostage closet.
Galzraa's Hill (he thinks)
Since Bienvenu deals with eczema in his life, itching is not a weakness...Bienvenu quickly gathers up the slave monkeys and locks Galzraa in a box with them ...(and the robo-fleas that remain)...
My Hill...still!
Bienvenu's Hill
Galzraa deactivates the Robo-Fleas and orders his monkey slaves to destroy Bienvenu.
MY HILL
king's hill
i order the zohan to come (again) and kill king,...
you dont mess with the zohan... discodisco
my hill
jekan's hill
Galzraa's monkeys were only an inconvenience. I AM IRONMAN!!!!!!!! **as Black Sabbath's song starts in the background**
Galzraa is my favorite adversary. You mess with him...you mess with us both!! Zohan is taken to the deepest dungeon in the fortress where he is locked in an impenetrable cage hanging above the bottomless chasm and guarded by the vicious flying monkey raptors. jekan blazer (who is not worthy of a capital letter) is cast out through the trash chute into the pile of crusty pizza leftovers.
IRON Bienvenu's Hill
Stargazer gives Bienvenu's daughters tons of candy and ice cream until they are running around the house screaming and jumping on furniture. Bienvenu runs off to do major damage control. Stargazer's hill
i cause a star to supernova, and stargazer goes to watch...
my hill
Jekan's Hill
Being killed makes Galzraa angry. Very angry......HULK SMASH!!!
MY HILL!
a hoard of zombie ninjas appear from nowhere and eat hulk galzraa
my hill
But wait.... Hulk Galzraa becomes one of the infected, and thus the zombie horde leader.
MY ZOMBIE HILL!!!
Galzraa's Hill
The antidote to the zombie infection is spread through the ventilation system...along with a knockout gas. All of the unconscious bodies are moved into the dungeon. Galzraa is taken to the closet...bound in strong cables.
My Hill
I hadouken Bienvenu off the hill and claim it for the first time ever.
My hill ^^
Kiemain's Hill
Galzraa, with his super strong muscles:lol:, snaps the cables like rubber bands and uses Zanna, who was still in the closet since post #1663, as a battering ram. I then tear through the fortress until I reach Bienvenu....my nemesis. We meet at last. *Sound of Galzraa saying goodnight to Bienvenu; the way boxers do.
MY HILL
Little did Galzraa know...that those cables were laced with a poison that did not enter his blood stream until he struggled against them. By straining to break the cables with his super strong muscles the slightest of abrasions took in the powerful poisonous substance...as he was saying goodnight...as he was saying MY HILL...he lost conciousness falling into the deepest of sleeps. When he wakes up...maybe even days from now...he will have no idea where he is...
MY HILL...don't mess with Bienvenu!!! :D
I coax Bien to come to the hill top to fly kites. Now, weather gods being great friends of mine, I ask them for a sudden gush of wind that takes Bien away along with the kite.
Happy Flying, Bien!!
Its MY HILL !! :banana:
:D :D
i hack litnet and take control of everyone's profile...
my hill!
jekan's hill
Flies in on the redesigned kite that took him away. Bienvenu quickly overtakes jekan...ties him up with kite string, throws him into the hostage closet, takes ladyW as his prize (which she didn't seem to mind since it meant free food/drink, a comfortable couch, watching/listening to any form of media that she desired, or use of the unlimited library overlooking the vineyard **and I really love that vineyard view if you hadn't noticed**).
My Hill...once more...and anyone is invited as long as you admit that it is MY HILL!!! :D