...I am late for my 8:30 lecture.
It's best to run when...
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...I am late for my 8:30 lecture.
It's best to run when...
...a crow is following your every move.
Hi Riesa :wave:
California is a place to.....
... many but it is like a heaven to its citizens.
It is best to run when your mother is in rage and ...
...hide behind your dad, who's in a worse rage.
I have so many bruises after paintballing, so now I am going to....
take a bath in some raw meat.
There are many dangers in the woods, especially...
Hiya, Virgil
...take a hot bath and wash off the paint.
I'm too lazy to .....
redo the complete the thought.
Occasionally, routine can become...
... edit my post but still I had to edit it.
Now guys you should ...
...slow down a little :)
Ok, So I was given some money to buy food, but...
I spend it all on those wonky flying fish toys that spin around and make me all dizzy
Garterbelts in france are...
... compulsory for police officers.
One of the most interesting things to do with forks is...
building the eiffel tower
Better a ship afloat...
than a ship with Gilligan.
Birds and goats..................
and does eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy.
The best way to care for your....
...friends is by listening to them.
No one can tellyou the truth but...
...someone with no concern for your feelings.
The sun is a huge ball of ...
splendididitly dumptiousness.
Spring rain makes me want to...
...dance and dance and dance.
Spring rain is like....
...autumn rain in colour but is only found in the wild between March and June.
Platypusses ...
were created when God was drinking.
If only I was a viking..............
....then you would be on an ever losing football team.
I'm so sorry I spilled my coffee on your....
A-ha!! A fan of Robin Williams?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ryduce
ledenhosen.Quote:
Originally Posted by Virgil
Mother told me never to play with guns, But I shot ....
Did he say that????Quote:
Originally Posted by RobinHood3000
I am a pretty big fan,but that just came off the top of my head.
Something like it--he discusses how there's someone who said, "There's no Devil, there's just God when he drinks." Then he goes on to say, "if God drinks, maybe He does drugs. How else do you explain the duck-billed platypus? God probably said, 'Okay...let's take a beaver...okay...give it a duck's bill!!! Hahaha! It's a mammal, but it lays eggs!'." Or something to that effect.
LOL I never heard that before.He does have a point though.
...the postman. he was just passing by with his mail bag and I thought it was a bear.Quote:
Originally Posted by Riesa
Diamonds are a girl's best friend, but...
...cubic zirconia are a heckuva lot cheaper.
Three perfect skulls and a flawless topaz...
...is what I won at the raffle.
I need a good stiff drink of.....
...motor oil and whale blood.
Dentistry...
...is a looooong course.
The sun is....
shining but the ice is slippery.
The trouble with keeping a kitten is that...
...my mom is alergic to cats!
It had to wait until I decide to go outside to...
milk the cow and process the milk into a nice big round yellow cheese.
When the girls are out to play...
the world stops, listens and smiles.
They said I would never be able to accomplish that, but in the middle of.....
...my dinner I was able to complete the story.
I wish I was in better athletic shape.
Granted, but this is the complete the thought thread.
Cheese and crackers go best with...
:lol: Oh, you're right! Well, we can see who the closest to alzhimer's. I've done that a few times.Quote:
Originally Posted by Riesa
...red wine; anything goes best with red wine.
I need to take a shower or else....
The quote is from Tom Waits in "Heart attack & Vine".Quote:
Originally Posted by RobinHood3000
... I will dry out and blow away in a stiff breeze.
I really hate Spring because ...
...snow turns to ugly muddy slush.
I do like Summer because...