Time is running out... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ane/jailed.gif
Why do tears fall? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ne/snooker.gif
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Time is running out... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ane/jailed.gif
Why do tears fall? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ne/snooker.gif
Tears fall because they can't jump.
Why is Astro-turf green and not pink?
Because its made from recycled snooker baize.
How did the kettle respond when the pot said he was black?
The kettle said "I know you are but what am I."
Smell me?
You have to ask?
Won't your significant other mind?
Mind what? That you can smell me? I have enough for to go round twice:blush:
A cow says what?
Wanna dance 'Mow dance' with me? :D
What colour is Blue?
It's not black.
Y is milk white?
So you use more and then buy more....
Why is water wet?????
Possibly, if the sign painter only had white paint... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...Kane/skull.gif
Do brown cows give chocolate milk?
Sure they do, its called White Chocolaty Milk :D
Can we have a river with milk flowing in it? :D
Sure, but it'll go bad in two weeks. I don't suggest buying any river front property...:lol:
Why is sand so sandy?
Because Sandy Cheeks!
What does "getting an education" really mean"
It means wasting time in an institution while people with jobs get a real education.
Why do I wanna hop around like a bunny right now?
Something to do with the 3 carrots you just ate.
Why do bunnies have such long ears?