King of the hill

Virgil's hill!

Virgil's wife sees him rushing red roses to Kathy. Uhh-oh...

MY HILL!!

Robin's hill... I slip him an invitation to "Bill Nye the Science Guy's show"......... Bye Robin!!!

Shinigami's Hill!!! Good thing the decor is still here.. Nice Raven..*coos*

Shinigami's hill
I show her an ugly pretend picture of myself and she runs screaming into the night...

Kathy's hill!

Kathy has the hill.

I paste her picture onto the morning paper, with another person's nose on it. She suddenly has to go to the daily paper and complain.

My hill!

MIL! you're playing with MY HILL!! again!..

Didn't i warn you that you'll have to sit in the corner of the class with a dunce cap on your head if you don't do your homework!!.. give that hill back kid! and get back to your books!


MY hill...

Eva has the hill.

I come up not smiling, but all teary, asking if my sentence has been served yet. She feels sorry for me - that was her mistake! - and says I am released to play and frolick like a good little dunce. I suddenly put her in the dunce cap, laughung like a happy go lucky boy of might, and she rolls down the hill in that hat, then lands in the back of a military postal jet, and off she flies to Tokyo!

My hill, my throne, my clutter of Aimus memorabelia to roll down to the recycling - I mean the tribute hatch!

Mil's hill... I have no complaints.. carry on...

Still Mil's hill...

Mill has the hill

His foolish error to remove the memorabelia will cost him more than just his position as interim ruler on the hill. I return in my helicopter, and shout at mill from the air to get his behind up out of my throne. I land and walk up to him, he quivers and kneels in fear. Being a merciful ruler, I offer him a chance to redeem himself, by restoring all Iron Maiden related aspects of the hill to their former glory. He does so gladly, and start to work on his task.

I sit down on my throne, overlooking what is once again, My hill!

Aimus has the hill.

Walking past the Iron Maiden shrine, it collapses of him and ... yes, kills him ;)

My hill!

Jay the ventriloquist has the hill.

Devestated by the collapse of the shrine, I use my connections in hell to order an even bigger and better IRON MAIDEN! shrine for the hill. Upon delivery, it fals on Jay's little toe. This crushes the toe, and messes up her balance.
I say hi to my old pall, and get back to earth, where I fill my lungs with air, and blow and blow and blow, and Jay tumbles down the hill, hitting her head on the way down. Poor girl doesn't remember a thing and now thinks she is a hill cleaner. A bit wobbly, with her little toe missing, but her cleaning isn't that bad.

My hill!

Aimus the slaver hast he hill :p

Once as I'm thus cleaning (ie slaving on the hill :p), I get an idea (yes, an idea, you heard right :D). I tie Aimus to the IM shrine and wait for the storm (not Storm ;)) I can hear coming... and once the shrine's hit by lightning, there's now a new bbq-ed Aimus. What's that smell? Something's burning (at the stake? :D)

My hill!

Aimus has the hill.

I use a taped recording of Smilingtearz' voice and manipulate her various sayings as on Home Alone to direct him away from the hill.

My hill!

Mil has the hill
Tony Danza and I walk up the hill and Tony offers to take Mil out for icecream. Thanks, Tony...ta ta!

Kathy's hill!

Kathy has the hill.

Tony and I returned after a great icecreaming time, and Tony said to Kathy, "Mil's a busy man, my child, and I've not taken you for icecream yet - your turn!" She said, "But I already had pizza with you, and I must stay and rule. Why don't you take Shinigami with you?" But she looked deep into his eyes and was compelled.

The hill is mine.

KING AIM I CAME BACK FOR ONE LAST TRY BEFORE I LEAVE FOR THE SUMMER.
I see that Mil is being a bully and very sure of himself.
I march up to him, hand him a cookie,I do like him after all, and I tell him his mother is going thru all the things in his apartment, she is cleaning and has two large garbage bags full of papers(his life's work, she thinks it is just doodles instead of Hebrew)
He screams and shouts , he pulls at his hair and runs like an insane person down the hill.
I sigh.It was true his mama was cleaning his room but .....well you have to do what you have to do. Back to confession again tomorrow.(I should just rent a room)
I call for my King but I don't see him. So I leave him a polished unearthly shiney Maiden, and a box of his favorite food from mars, along with a huge card signed by all the cows telling him the miss him so.
the hill is sort of mine.Oh there you are bright star, now about what I was telling you......