Pam

Pompey, I am disabled. I don't park in those spots because I can walk fine.

The PAM takes himself too seriously, but has a wicked sense of humor! :wave:

Thanks, Pen. I apologize for the indelicacy of my comment. If it helps (and I know it doesn't), I'm have a disability, too; only a small one, thank God, but when I am in the US, I take full advantage of the parking spaces (and I miss them terribly when I am away). Anyway, sorry. This thread is not to be taken seriously, right? :)

Pam was at the Battle of Bull Run. He was the one that run! (Old joke).

PAM is an OK Joe, but he has no idea what a Southern man thinks about The War Between The States. You can call it the Civil War only because you won, damn yankees!

Pam pomades his mustachios.

PAM uses Grecian Formula on his beard!

Pam uses Just for Men on his nose hairs.

HA! My mustache could use it! :D

PAM is obsessed with other people's beauty habits

Pam uses the term "beauty habits" very loosely. :)

PAM knows the term "beauty habits" even more loosely! :D

PAM has is actually "John Boy" Walton igconito. Mary Ellen is on here too, but less active.

PAM has mistaken a Southern Gentleman for a TV moron, but the resemblance only exists in Potsie's mind there...

Pam plays "Dixie" backwards to get the Satanic messages. (:))

PAM must have tried playing an album backwards for some reason himself! :D

(Seriously, who the heck would ever have dreamed or had the equipment to play an album backwards in the first place? Bet they tried after preachers said it was so! Dolts!)

All you had to do was put the needle on the record and push it the wrong way around. Why Satan didn't just write a book remains a mystery.

Pam is map spelled backwards.

PAM wears granola bars around his neck to ward off evil spirits.