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Do I have to remind you people I have an environmentally friendly UFO that runs on Green Goo?
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Why are martians so oxymoronic with their ads, and their Giant Miniature Pocketknives?
Doesn't it reflect their personalities? I mean, a martian . . . basically a walking contradiction, right?
Anyone else think that dear ol' Shouty makes an awesome point here?
Well, isn't that redundant? Isn't it implied that when Shouty makes a point, it is inherently "awesome?" :confused: Doesn't that have something to do with my humb- ah, superb analytical skills? ;)
Anyone want to join me for a good logic thumping of Shouty in order to deflate his ego? And has anyone else ever noticed that the word awesome means to be worthy of awe, yet awful is virtually the same with a pejorative connotation?
Isn't it indeed quite true that the word "awful" usually takes on a negative connotation? Is this really necessary? And wasn't it Twain who alerted us all to this pathetic habit?
What does a logical thumping consist of? ^-^
Why does Shouty insist on encroaching on my personal level of impertinence? And why, also, does he question my logical thumping? Shall we beat him about the head and shoulders with syllogisms and deductions?
Won't I fend you off with reductum ad absurdio's, antithesis' and premises?
Perhaps, but will I not counter with my own absurdities and non sequiturs? Is this battle limited only to the realms of sanity?
...can I just shoot 'im? ;)
Would you not prefer to cause his ego and pride permanent damage as opposed to fatal wounds?
Who said they'd be fatal? :D
With you? How can I hope to be sure? Besides, was it not you that offered to wound him?
Aye - cannot the World's Greatest Archer promise the result of his shots?