Pam

Pam does tricks with a ball for fish

PAM is the reigning gold fish swallowing champ of his neighborhood.

Pam is known a "Mademoiselle Mange-tout" in France.

PAM braids his back hair.

Heh heh.

Pam has pet names for her cellulite lumps. (:))

Pam waxes her cat.

Her? Hmmmph!

Pam enters poems in LitNet contests and doesn't check to see whether he won. Cough cough.

Pam might observe that the person above him entered his poem six months ago when the deadline for judging was in September 2014. It occurs to me that the fault of neglecting the thread lies not with the poet, but with the judge, who didn't actually pick a winner until 1st April 2015! Small wonder, then, that the person above Pam lost interest and stopped checking-in... :devil:

Pam generates black holes with stolen red matter and collapses other people's planets with them.

Pam really shouldn't feel that bad about it. :)

Pam gets spam in the email and eats it.

Heh heh. Pam went through almost all the salted reindeer last winter.

PAM puts digital moustaches on digital photos.

Heh.

Pam airbrushes out the stretch marks on his ego. (:))

PAM is lost from ancient Pompey, and judging by the avatar, has been "statued"

Pam keeps his diploma on his dashboard so he can park in handicapped spaces. (:))