Thanks for the indirect compliment. :)
Pam's favorite Star Trek character is Whoopee Goldberg.
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Nah, not my favourite, but definitely better than Data!
Pam had a starring role in Fireball XL5.... He was the robot.
Pam doesn't see why all women can't be as understanding as Councilor Troi.
Pam is a connoisseur of eye-candy.
Pam borrows money then punches the back of your head hoping you'll forget.
Pam kidnaps nuns from convents then sells them on the black market.
Pam wonders what he'll do for a face if the bear ever wants his *ss back.
Pam revels in his status as the world's least wanted man.
Pam isn't even that great of a cooking spray.
Pam is destroying the ozone layer for scrambled eggs. (:))
PAM sprinkles toenail clippings on his spaghetti marinara.
Pam cornrows the hair under her arms.
Pam filed his teeth into points to make his smile more attractive.
Pam stares at frozen juice cans because they say concentrate.
Pam's master plan for world domination is to build an army of his clones and send them forth mounted on unicorns.