Pam is the newspaper in the birdcage of life.
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Pam is the newspaper in the birdcage of life.
Pam sacrifices a black goat to the spirits of his ancestors every third wednesday.
Pam always screws up by asking first dates if they'd like to come see his stamp collection.
Pam does so by offering to show them his collection of dead goats.
PAM is making a replica of the Mona Lisa with dead flies.
I got an arts council grant for it. :D
Pam is Data's girlfriend...
I Wish!!!!!!
PAM lives in a tree house in his Aunt's backyard.
Pam shares her quarters with Punxsutawney Phil.
PAM plays quarters with Punxsutaeney Phil, and generally loses.
Pam has a dungeon in her house where she interrogates weasels.
Pam chews his food then saves it under his plate for later.
Pam is a sluice-gate operator in a sewage farm.
(Papaya: My wife digs Mr. Data, too).
Pam doesn't like fishing because he tends to get mistaken for stink bait.
Mrs. Bum has good taste.
When PAM goes fishing he wears a giant perch costume because he thinks the fish will be attracted to him.
Why? He's creepy!Quote:
Originally Posted by Pompey Bum
PaPam works part-time as a Judas Goat. What he doesn't know is that his next assignment is in Jurassic Park... I hear impact tremors :devil:
Pam lives on an island with Dr Moreau....