Predict who will post after you.

Not Baki, but someone wondering where our sweetie is tonight?

:alien: Next is NOT !_! :alien: :alien:

Nope! It's me! I was too tired to log on and then got grounded! :sick:

next is someone who adores midgets (or freshmen they're practically the same :lol:)

Midgets? I dunno. I adore Geometry teachers. :D Well, some of them.

Next can say "I love you" ten different ways (Languages).

not 10 only 3.

next would be kizzo

Nope.

Next is someone who likes my avatar. :)

Sure, kid! Plus its relationship to your username... that cute kitty sure looks like one cool BulletproofDork!

Next one to post is someone who's got more than a thousand posts to date...

Yay me! go me! You rock me!

Next is someone who sadly...is not me :(

yeah i'm not you, but my friend is yu. therefore she is herself, and she says "I am me." But she is yu and yu cannot be me. I am me when I talk to her and she greets me "how are you" but still she is yu.

Next comes someone who's going round in circles trying to catch his coattails in horrible confusion...

Yep, you got it!
Next is someone who can recite the poetry of Edgar Allan Poe at length...

Oh, that's a feat a little too challenging for me...

The next one can retain in his memory Jose Garcia Villa's "The Bashful One" in just one sneak peek at the writing.

Nope...next is someone who can memorize a backgammon or go game. Or even texas holdem.

Woh! I love backgammon. Used to do good on it, even on the digitalized version ;) However, I don't exactly memorize my games. Nice one, though. Ya rock!

Next is someone who believes prudence is a virtue. Laziness is not. Therefore we should not appoint Lazy John as our role model.

yup,that is me.

next wold be bulletproofFork:lol: :lol:

Nope, it's awake me. (See? I am awake.)

Next is someone who- out of her/his sense of fairness- needs to read one poem by every poet before they can read a 2nd poem of any first.

sure.

Next is someone who is not obsessed with a song, unlike me.