If you were a...

I'd like to think I'd be Owl's cousin Pidgeon who like Owl tells stories about all the things I've seen and teaches the others how to get along well in life.

If you were a book what would you be called?

Read Me

If you were a cross between an animal and a type of car, what would you be...and what would people call you?

For Oniw17 - Good question but very difficult to name a single one.Hmm... Maybe "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory".

For Bien - StreetHawk (A hawk and a BMW)

If you were a child in a fiction, what would be your name?

Colin Craven believe it or not


If you were a fish what color would you be

Blue and yellow.

If you were a bird what would you be and of which color?

I would be a falcon, small, quick, and deadly. brown and white of course.

If you were an author, what emotion would your writing characterise?

An author does not characterize just one emotion...but a myriad of emotions, and a variety of feelings and senses...

If you were one of the characters in one of my stories, what emotion would you want me to focus on?

dream-like euphoria coupled with earth-shattering dispair

If you were a character in a book, what emotion would you likely bring to the reader?

I would like to see a gentle smile on the face of the reader. (But it depends upon writer after all.)

If you were a singer which type of song would you choose?

Compassion

aliengirl: jazz

If you were an egg how would you be colored?

Normally I'd say some other color, but right now my mind is fixed on the color of a deep violet


If you were a vegetable how would you taste?

I'd use my tongue...

If you were a cartoon mouse, which one would you be?

That's clever

I'd be Jerry



If you were a cartoon cat...

That white kitten from the Aristocats (not the mom, the baby).

How about if you were a cartoon dog?

Hong Kong Phooey

If you were a movie, what would you be about?

I'd be a supernatural ballet film called "Black Swan."

If you were a glass figurine, what would you be and what kind of person would own you?

A cat...and a Crooked Magician (you have to read The Patchwork Girl of Oz to understand)

If you lived in Oz, what would you be like?

I'd be the Good Witch of the North.

If you were a stuffed animal, what would you be?

Glinda...good choice

A dog with red terry cloth ears...the one that I loved as a child (and still have)

Same ??

A really ragged old beaver, Dave's favorite from his first round of hospital trips.

If you were a scent, which would you be (and would you be natural or synthetic)?

Always natural....burning wood on a campfire

If you were something cooking on that campfire, what would you be?

Damper (mmm... damper)

If you were a hat, what kind would you be?

A Panama hat.

If you were a tree, which one would you be?

A Eucalyptus

If you were the moon, how full would you be?

The full moon of 14th day.

If you were cell phone, which one would you be?

iPhone

if you were a ringtone, which one would you be?

A tune by Evanescense in the Soundtrack to DareDevil My Immortal

If you were a magic act, what would you be?

I would disappear before a puff of smoke

if you were a piece of string, what would you be tied up with?

I'd be tied to a bell on a ship...

If you were a dragon, who would be your keeper?

I would be my keeper.

If you were a college professor, what would(do, to those profs. put there!) you teach

Applied Linguistics.

If you were an ocean, which one would you be?

Northern Atlantic. No particular reason.

If you were a series of unfortunate events, who would your victim be?

Neither you nor your mom, so don't worry dear.

If you were a movie, who would be your lead actor (male/female)?

I'll go with Jack Nicholson, one never knows ...

If you were an ornament, what would you be?

(a lawn ornament) and I'd be a fountain...

If you were a Disney character (other than Mickey Mouse), which one would you be?

Baloo :D

If you were a novel, what genre would you belong to?

Mystery

If you were a character in a mystery, what would your name be?

Hercule Poirot

If you were a murder in a mystery novel, what would be your weapon of choice?

Dry ice

If you were a victim, what motive would be used against you?

Sheer rage and frustration

If you were a detective, what would be your opening question for a witness?