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Why do people affect accents of languages they cannot speak?
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I thought that was their word! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...Kane/Franz.gif
Why do people affect accents of languages they cannot speak?
Acting is an art.
why isn't spandex a privilege that needs to be earned?
Why, would you want to earn it?
Tell me, what excuses can I make up to stay in front of the computer until after 3:00?
The usual line of BS generally does it.
Why do people think logical deductions are mental powers?
logical de-what? sorry don't know what word means and am at grandparents, they ain't got a dictionary.
why is it when you need something you don't have it?
because life is usually that way.
Why can't i stop myself from speaking in russian at home when no one knows what the hell i'm saying?
Seems to be the only way to annoy your people without getting into trouble. (Btw, what are you supposed to speak?)
Why do you need something urgently about a fortnight after you've thrown it away assuming you would never need it again?
For the same reason you alienate yourself from someone you figure you will never think of again and then mope about them ad infinitum...
Why is it that a stage-whisper always sounds louder than a shout?
they have microphones to applify it... but i know these boys and the "whisper" but you can here them across the room.
ok, some people say that if they don't have the person they love with them they'll die. do you think that's true?
of course it's not true, unless the person they love controls the life support switch.
why am i hungry again 30 minutes after i finish eating chinese food?
Don't take it personally... it is the same for everyone. Chinese food doesn't mean to be a 'fast food' lol
Choose an animal that you would like to be and if you like why :)
dolphin... for several reasonsi, one is i love the water, they're mammels, they are very playful and friendly yet they can be vicious if promoted.
if there was one thing that you could make from your imagineation happen, what would that be?
It would be to have the capacity to ask a stupid question!
Why is it that when I have FINALLY thrown out a piece of nonsense, my hubby will always inevitably ask me for this thing months later.... :flare:
merphies law, merphies law.
why do smilies lighten the mood?
They're KAWAI!!!
(Depends either English, Spanish and sometimes japanese)Quote:
Originally Posted by barbara0207
Why do people like shrimp?
Cuz they tickle their tongues?
Why is the sea mostly salty?
'cause it ain't fresh.
why must i go?
because you can't stay?
why must i swim?
'cause you can't stay dry?
why must i answer so stupidly?
because that is what you are paid to do
why am I so doggone tired!
The dog's gone and you chased it off! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...milies/Duh.gif
Why are patients records availible to everyone but the patient? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...milies/Doc.gif
the patients can't read the writing.
why do my knees creak?
Well fine question indeed..
you see when the subatomical sparks in the subtropical area
under the lower hinges of the intershallow crossbone start ache it a symptom for a very rare yet treatable deasese called intermonitzipalik krongaction interior which is very bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
ok ?
why do we count sheep and not cows?
because cows are too dumb to count
How is it that cats hate water, and yet love tuna and fish when they have no inclination to get wet and catch the fish?
they ain't that wise.
you tuck into your nice warm bed that you have been sleeping in for years, you here a creak from done stairs evan though ones else is home that day, but you close your eyes and fall asleep. but when your at a house that you never been to and something creaks downstairs, and evan though you know that some people areat the home you freak out. why?
because the dreamcatcher you made at camp finally broke
How come we get on the world wide web via the internet and not on the world wide net via the interweb?
"42."
Why does the last page leave me feeling so dispirited?
BECAUSE YOU NEED TO RE-READ THE FIRST!
why am i so nervous about my first day at school tomorrow?
because you didn't take the tags off your new clothes yet.
why is it so cold in August?
Cold? In August?Where?Not here, that's for sure!
Why do they call them "dog days"? Why not "cat days"? Cats are thermal heated?
Because cats are smart enough to get in the shade, dogs just lay out in the sun.
Why would anyone kill a chicken for supper when there is a perfectly good supermarket in town?
Youse tink maybe da chickens down dere committed suicide or something? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...Godfeather.jpg
Why do people describe everything you haven't tasted as "It tastes just like chicken."?
because everything DOES taste like chicken - it's the universal flavor.
why is gold yellow?
Because 7 8 9? Do I look like Picasso to you?
Who is the coolest bearded person in the world?
Paris Hilton
Why do people get tattoes on areas of their bodies that stretch and form new designs later on in life?
SO they can have a new one a few years down the road!
Why is Eminem so fascinating?
Because people are fascinated by poor white trash that's made it big.
Why don't they make airplanes out of the same stuff they make the little black boxes out of?
Too obvious for them, I suppose.
Why do doctors tell you one thing and then their staff does the opposite, and somehow you end up being the one that's wrong? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...milies/Doc.gif
it's called money, honey, money.
why do people ask stupid questions?
for some of us that is the only questions we can come up with.
Why is it so darn hot today?