i call my best friend, ladyw, to fight beside me for the hill....
we pwn all n00blets and that makes it...
our hill!!!!
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i call my best friend, ladyw, to fight beside me for the hill....
we pwn all n00blets and that makes it...
our hill!!!!
Jekan has the hill.
I start singing and Janken's head explodes.
THE HILL IS MINE!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!! TIME TO START MY REIGN OF TERROR...... while hiding in my hill.
MY HILL
I discover ladyw, who helped Jekan to conquer the hill, and kick her off MY hill.
My hill.
Galzraa enjoys his leisure time at his hill reinforcing it with walls, a huge fortress, and Spongebob Squarepants hyped on 20 gallons of energy drinks. (Yes, I can control Sponge Bob too; it's a talent.)
Kingoflombards' Hill.
I tell the Kingoflombards that I am the Moderator and that if he keeps flooding, he might be banned from the Forum.
He runs away screaming and hides under his bed where he keeps his dust bunny collection.
My hill.
Scheherazades hill
I use my precious dust bunny collection to give you allergies; you leave [I]my[I] hill to get allergy medicine.
(P.S. What is 'flooding'?)
I luckily do not have any allergies so vacuum the dust bunnies away along with Kingofdustbunnies...
It's my hill!
Scheherazade's hill...for now.
The sky is bright and sunny on Scheherazade's Hill. Since there are no immediate threats on her hill she fixes herself a sandwich.
Meanwhile, Galzraa bolsters his army with the cry, “I AM THE KING OF LOMBARDS! SUBMIT YOUR WILL TO ME!" His army, being dust bunnies respond by rolling away in the wind, "But no matter." says the ever resilient King of Lombards, "I still have my secret weapon...."
Scheherazade sits down in the shade of a pear tree and reads her most prized book, munching on her sandwich. And then... NINJA ATTACK. Five cloaked ninjas leap into the air with Scheherazade's treasured book and step on her sandwich to boot. Scheherazade runs off in hot pursuit of the thieving ninjas while Galzraa struts up to his hill and has the rest of his robots (that's right, ninja robots stole your book) build a heavily fortified wall and an artillery defense array.
The hill now belongs to the soon-to-be-supreme-ruler-of-the-world!
(I'm a humble person in case you haven't noticed:D)
Galzraa's Hill
Galzraa gets bored so he and his robot army go to raid the fridge instead of the country-side.
ANYONE'S HILL
(get it while it's hot; I'm not that hungry....maybe.)
Scheherazade walks in and bursts Lombards' bubble. While he goes "pop", Scheherazade declares it her hill!
Scheherazade's Hill
Galzraa gets pretty upset about falling from such a high bubble, so he encourages mor people to attack the Hill while he is recovering.
Scheherazade's Hill.... for now.
Scheherazade's Hill...
jekan is back!!! i tell Scheherazade that there is a someone breaking the rules of lit net, and Scheherazade runs off on a wild goose chase...
my hill!!!
Jekan's Hill
Galzraa congratulates Jekan for his return and gives him a cookie for a reward....a radioactive chip cookie! And it's the cheap knock-off brand!
While Jekan is still a puddle of radioactive oopsie, Galzraa claims the Hill
MY HILL!
kingoflombards simply gets dizzy from the height, and sadly tumbles to the rocky shore below.
NikolaiI's hill.
NikolaiI's hill.
i bring Harry Potter and tell him to use a spell...unfortunately for NikolaiI, he shouts "sectumsempra!!!!" and she falls off and bleeds to death.
MY HILL
Jekan's Hill
I take Jekan's red clown nose(the one in his avatar) and chuk it into a sea of ripe tomatoes. Good luck finding your nose.
My Hill! (I used FOUR safety ropes to climb it this time so HA)
luckily i always carry a backup nose... i pull a sword out of my throat slice the safety lines and tell the tomatoes to ATTACK kingoflombards and he runs off screaming like a girl...
my hill
Jekan's Hill
Galzraa, the King of Lombards, uses his expert culinary skills to make pasta sauce out of Jekan's weak minded tomato hordes.
My Hill AND my sauce(I don't share)
PS- I secretly added a timed detonator to Jekan's not-so-secret-spare-nose. I should go off in three- two-one....:D
kingoflombards' Hill
The rules state that one can either be King of Lombards or King of the Hill so I leave the person above to be the King of Lombards and take away my very own hill!
Pensive's Hill!
Pensive's Hill.
i shoot Pensive's annoyingly cute avatar bird down and Pensive goes to take it to a funeral...
jekan's hill!!!
Jekan's hill . . .
being such the good guy he is, when I whisper to him that it's my birthday, and all I want is just one eensy weensy hill, just for the day, he says, "Well, it's all yours, then!" and saunters off jauntily.
My Hill!
:banana: :banana: :banana:
zanna's hill
zanna accidentally closes litnet and jekan sees this...merrily reclaiming the hill
Jekan's hill
Galzraa noticed that Zanna had left the hill before Jekan did, so he set up a load of booby traps and cameras for his own amusement.
I own the hill now Jekan
Kingoflombards' Hill!
If kingoflombards had not tried to shoot down my blue birdy (which thankfully didn't die as kingoflombards mistook it :p) I wouldn't have probably done such an unfair thingy such as using magic to get back my very own hill!
Pensive's Hill!
Pensive's Hill
I tell Pensive that there are some juicy, fat worms at the bottom of the hill. As she runs there to catch some for her birdy, I declare it...
MY HILL!
Scheherazade's hill
King Shahryar figured out what Scheherazade is really up to, and buys an anthology of short stories at his local bookstore. Now he's out for her head. Run Scheherazade, run!
Stargazer's Hill :D
Stargazer's Hill
Galzraa plants an army of evil plant demons to destroy Stargazer... and they die due to Galzraa's Thumb of Plague(opposite of a green thumb).
Galzraa upset, but not suprised, then hatches a new plan. He enroles the help of Chuck Norris, who promptly round house kicks Galzraa at speed unobtainable by light. Since most of MY remains land on the Hill and Stargazer's don't, it's...
MY HILL
PS- Pensive, I didn't shoot at your bird; Jekan did.
i throw a bunch of spam and viruses into king's computer...
my hill while he fixes it...
Jekan's/Stargazer's Hill
Charges up the hill with an army of angry badgers, bat in hand, with bloodshot eyes and wild hair. "AAAAARGH!"
Both of them flee the scene.
LADY W's HILL!
:lol:
i send a swarm of dementors after ladyw...
my hill
Jekan's Hill.
"PATRONUS!"
And the dementors are banished.
"Didn't know I was magic, hm?"
*becomes invisible and rolls a bemused Jekan down the hill*
LADY W's HILL yet again.
LadyW's Hill
Galzraa, who just cleaned his entire hard drive, gets together the orcs of Mordor(Sauron owed me a favor) and charge the Hill. LadyW's magic is powerful nor complex enough to divert an army and the orcs track her down quickly.
Galzraa's Hill(I am Galzraa, just so you know)
Galzraa/kingoflombards's hill...
i call the psych ward and report a severe case of split personality disorder and they take him away and put him in a straight jacket.
my hill!!!
Jekan's Hill
The psychiatrist finds that I am not crazy and just have two names and releases me. then then take Jekan to examine his head. Thinking that one person is actually two is a sign of insanity.
MY HILL
where was i when that happend....
i have no idea but i start talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking untill galzraa falls off the hill, bored to death
my hill!
Jekan's Hill
IT A TRAP!! Galzraa only pretended to fall off the Hill, but he actually bungee jumped off of the Hill. He flies up and knocks out Jekan's two front teeth.(you won't get these back for Christmas:lol:. These are going in a trophy case:lol:)
My Hill
http://www.poster.net/cooper-alice/c...er-6226509.jpg
Alice Cooper throws a skull and knocks King off the hill.
:idea:
The hill is mine!
WRONG
Galzraa gets Ozzy to eat the skull (he's had practice on rodents:lol:)
Still my hill!!
Night knocks Galzraa into that lovley shiny thing ( is it a black hole or a star?) and waltzs onto the hill with the smilie hoards-
I do believe oh yes it is
MY HILL! :D
Bienvenu borrows Dr. Doofenschmirtz's Shrink-away-anator devise which shrinks Nightshade and Galzraa and kingoflombard (who are still battling back and forth at the foot of the hill) into infinitesimally small people so that no one can see them any longer!
The Hill is Mine!!
Bien forgot about the smilie hoardes... they chase himm off the hill with cackles of laughter
oh yes its my hill!
The Hill is Nightshades...
Bien runs to release the Hound of the Baskervilles...(who really isn't mean at all, but enjoys licking and slobbering all over smilies) therefore Bien returns to reclaim the hill against the still infinitesimally small Nightshade.
The Hill is Mine again!