...turn off that Bobby McFerrin song; it's getting on my nerves.
Don't worry...
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...turn off that Bobby McFerrin song; it's getting on my nerves.
Don't worry...
... about splelnig: and, pnuctutation .
Take the duck in your left hand and ...
hop like a bunny until the goose stops hissing, I'll hold the ax.
I don't see why they aren't...
more lerts in the world today. I mean you always see these signs telling you to be one. Must be some strange cult or something...
Do you, John, take Mary to be your lawfully...
...certified executioner? And Mary, do you take John to be your lawfully rendered target? Very good--Mary, you may now pull the trigger.
I feel the need--the need, for...
... marquetry lessons.
Did anybody happen to see which way ...
the sad girl went?
An omelette without spinach is like a ....
...pudding without a spoon.
Einstein's theories of relativity mean...
...little to mice.
There's a guy works down the chip-shop swears he's ...
wearing some funky blue shoes.
Another evening just flew past tonight....
... and for others it has yet to begin.
Nice weather brings...
...fat people in short clothes.
There's a better way to say ...
some things, but who brought up all this "politically correct" junk anyhow?
Excuse me, sir, but you happen to be standing in...
...my soup.
Tequila...
...today is as a swallow's sparkling eye in the rough!
Until we meat again, and wine the time with...
... the space and let's make a continuum. (c.b.)
When we finally meet, we should...
... talk to each other about our hobbies.
Wikipedia is great ...
...for finding stuffs about stuffs!
The hills are alive...
...and have run away; now where will we head for when the Martians invade?
A calculator talks to a wristwatch...
...but my ipod speaks to my stereo.
My stomach continues to.....
...talk in Welsh, I must see the doctor.
Your credit card has ...
...lodged itself in my jugular. Kindly do NOT play Batman with cards as Batarangs!!
The incredible Punching Glove Arrow...
has lost it's 'umph', and now hits like a girl.
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale....
... of collecting forks told by a drooling moron.
There was a long and dusty ...
old coat that took a walk to the dry cleaner, only to find it was closed.
When rising in the east...
...the tree only has two branches
A word is...
more then a syllable, that's why it always wins arm wrestling contests, except the small words, they're nothing in these contests.
A glass is always...
better when it is full
I really should have........
...found my eyes by now
Look carefully and you'll find....
a golden antilope chasing a coyote with a big stick.
Respect the...
dead, for you must join them one day....
Ever notice that people who say "with all due respect" turn out to--
not be so respectful???
the best thing i can think of right now is...
...being with someone I really care for, and we're playing golf on a sunny day.
If I go to this paintballing thing, I will get...
...seriously bruised.
Chicken on Pizza...
... is what I can't eat because of Bird Flu.
I am bored ...
so I seriously need to find something, anything to do! Maybe the forum will help...
Come along and listen to the...
... speech of Ralph Emerson.
Ralph Emerson ...
Ralph Emerson's middle name keeps getting lost in complicated illustrations.
Do not go where the path may lead,....
because it may end at pond of alligators.
As I watched the geese fly above.....
my head, I got an unpleasant surprise in my eye.
It's best to walk quickly when...