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Originally Posted by Pendragon

Keeping in mind that this is the dear lady I've been married to for 27 years, here was my brilliant pick-up line. We had been best-friends for years. We would tell each other things we wouldn't tell the people we dated. I walked with her one morning before school up to the top of the stairs, and I said, "You know, Mart, there's this girl I've being wanting to ask out, but I can't get the nerve." She gave me a look. "That's not like you. You should never be afraid of anything." I glanced away, and looked back. "Then I'm asking." She said "And I accept." That was almost 28 years ago. Corny? Yeah. But it worked fine! :)

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My oh my, now that is how you ask a girl out. Pen that was a fine example for us all. :D

You are too Tend! How did your little rendesvouz turn out by the way? :D ;)

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Originally Posted by Pendragon

Keeping in mind that this is the dear lady I've been married to for 27 years, here was my brilliant pick-up line. We had been best-friends for years. We would tell each other things we wouldn't tell the people we dated. I walked with her one morning before school up to the top of the stairs, and I said, "You know, Mart, there's this girl I've being wanting to ask out, but I can't get the nerve." She gave me a look. "That's not like you. You should never be afraid of anything." I glanced away, and looked back. "Then I'm asking." She said "And I accept." That was almost 28 years ago. Corny? Yeah. But it worked fine! :)

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Pen that is not a pick up line. That's too romantic. That's asking a girl for a date. Pick up lines are are rather greasy. It's people looking for one night stands.

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Originally Posted by Idril

Oh! I've gotten a lot of great pick up lines in the past but I think my favorite, and by that I mean the most hilarious was, back in my wild, bar hopping, chain smoking days, I had a guy tell me he just wanted to stand by our table and "watch me make love to my cigarette". My friend and I laughed so hard, I think my friend may have even showered the poor guy with her beer.

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:lol: Now that is a pick up line. Makes you want to vomit.:sick: I can't believe someone would actually say that.

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Originally Posted by Idril

Oh! I've gotten a lot of great pick up lines in the past but I think my favorite, and by that I mean the most hilarious was, back in my wild, bar hopping, chain smoking days, I had a guy tell me he just wanted to stand by our table and "watch me make love to my cigarette". :lol: My friend and I laughed so hard, I think my friend may have even showered the poor guy with her beer. :lol: :lol:

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Wow! That is so totally rude! :lol: :lol: One guy hinted to me and my friend once that he would "like to be between us" but that cigarette thing is even more chintzy.

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Originally Posted by RobinHood3000

Well, I'm sure that shower did wonders for his aroma! :lol:

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Well, if you're going to put yourself out there in such a bold way, you gotta expect that kind of reaction. ;)

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Originally Posted by kathycf

Wow! That is so totally rude! :lol: :lol: One guy hinted to me and my friend once that he would "like to be between us" but that cigarette thing is even more chintzy.

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It was just so awesomely bad yet brilliant in it's own way. :lol: We were too busy laughing to be offended and really, you have to give him points for creativity. :p

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Originally Posted by Virgil

Pen that is not a pick up line. That's too romantic. That's asking a girl for a date. Pick up lines are are rather greasy. It's people looking for one night stands.

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Aw, thanks all of you... http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/konfus/e050.gif You must remember, I said I was naive. Not that I hadn't dated, I went with my former girlfriend two years, everyone thought we would marry. Mart and I dated 11 months. We had been best friends for many years. It's the old case of a man and woman overlooking the obvious while looking for love in all the wrong places... http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/liebe/d065.gif

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Originally Posted by Pendragon

Aw, thanks all of you... http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/konfus/e050.gif You must remember, I said I was naive. Not that I hadn't dated, I went with my former girlfriend two years, everyone thought we would marry. Mart and I dated 11 months. We had been best friends for many years. It's the old case of a man and woman overlooking the obvious while looking for love in all the wrong places... http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/liebe/d065.gif

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:D You are just too sweet Pen, wish there were more guys with your attitude and words in this world:)

Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen I see we have been relegated to page number three.
By jove, we'll have none of that!!!
Raise your glasses good fellows.

:D Great to see you back in the game Ozeed!

A toast to OZ, the Great amd Terrible! http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/party/beerchug.gif http://smilies.vidahost.com/ups/kamikaze/smiliehero.gif

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Originally Posted by OZEED

Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen I see we have been relegated to page number three.
By jove, we'll have none of that!!!
Raise your glasses good fellows.

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Hey, nice to see you back Ozeed. We need you to give us a good kick in our less than manly behinds to prop up our masculinity. :D

I was wondering if we were ever going to see you boys again...

A toast, indeed!! And if we're lucky, some preserves (Strawberry? Raspberry?) to go with it!!

Are raspberry preserves manly?

Extremely manly. I think it is boysenberry jam that is a little effeminate, and let's not even get started with the whole marmalade issue.