Pam

And then there's the PAM! Blech!

:sick: can't i have some other PAM??

Who's asking whom? Turn that thing around and take what's coming. Yeah, place the accusation squarely on yourself, and repeat, "I am only a rookie!"

This is going nowhere... and I'm sick of fruits already... bleh!

The PAM knows little about little and much of nothing...

the PAM knows much about little and little of something . . .

The PAM is nothing but an AI from outerspace...

the PAM loves AIs from outerspace . . .

The PAM's subroutines are clearly malfunctioning :p

The PAM is gassy.

to the PAM

nothing's right in your left brain
and nothing's left in your right brain..

hey papaya :wave: :D

The PAM is extremely frugal, she doesn't even pay attention! :P

the PAM rarely thinks before she speaks :p..

hi kathy..

The PAM stubbornly and deliberately wears mismatched socks.
Hi Eva :)

The PAM has hairy elbows

Hi Eva, Kathy

The PAM has sharp pointy elbows that she uses to get ahead in a queue, this causes security to throw her out of any big event she tries to enter.