Pam

PAM's newest hobby is darning socks.

Pam won't let the puppet go. It's been screaming - screaming for its life! for several minutes now, and she just won't stop playing that tape of Alice in Chains and pretending she's making the puppet scream for its life.

Oh, heh. . just kidding. Got a little carried away with that one.

Also, she kinda had me going.
:)

PAM's latest hobby is pushing jello up hills.

Pam is a hill-billy. . . everyone from Michigan is. :) or wait, no, South-Dakota, or no, Alabama. Nevermind. Pam is a muppet - I'm quite sure of this now.

PAM wears surgical gloves whenever he goes outside.

Pam is the voodoo queen of the bayous and wrestles alligators for fun.

PAM is just mad because I won't take him alligator wrestling with me . PAM you're not ready yet!

Pam slips her opponents a tranquilizer before the match, which has proven quite effective.

Pam's wearing a quarters worth of cheap perfume.

Pam breeds reticulated swamp dragons for medical experiments...

Pam still has a few tufts of feathers hanging from his mouth. And my prized pelican is gone...

Pam uses 40 weight motor oil as a hair treatment.

Pam joined an AA group so he could expand the market for his moonshine.

Pam seems to be half hawk and half man. . it's a little confusing :p

The Hawk half works for the US military industrial complex and will bomb anyone who might have oil, so if Sancho is right, Pam should take cover!

in the meantime, Pam drinks green and red striped smoothies which he makes by blending frogs.