Pam

Pam failed to matriculate!

Pam's not sure how to patriculate.

Pam is either the alter ego of, or at least related to, nomobile. http://nomobile.20six.co.uk/nomobile/art/369570

Pam's nearest evolutionary relative is the sea cucumber.

Pam has not yet mastered even basic evolution into a multi cellular organism and his DNA only has one base pair.

Pam never got to second base with any organism.

Pam can't even spell the difference between DNA and RNA. . . that's why he's always seemed poorly arranged.

If Pam was a graphic designer, he'd have been responsible for the 2012 Olympic logo!

Pam Pam wants to be krill when he evolves.

Pam Pam has a thing for Bebbles.

Pam tried his hand at intelligent design and came up with http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z...ikkino/Cat.png

PAM has spinach in his teeth.

Pam sells second-hand sandwiches to caterers who service New Year's Eve parties.

Pam patiently waits till you've finished your champagne, then asks if he can lick your glass.

Pam doesn't wait, or ask.

Pam became a zombie in 2008, but, somehow, is holding himself together....