Pam

Pam is like a dose of clap. Before he arrives is pleasure, but after is a pain in the dong. (Borrowed from Monty Python).

None taken :devil:

PAM teared up during Lady and the Tramp.

Pam did eight years on the Island of Unwanted Toys.

Pam won the contest for best dressed mannequin. Then it was discovered he cheated. . .

PAM only wears orange

Pam tickles fish on Wednesdays.

Soooo. PAM kisses fish on Thursdays.

Only if you tickled them the day before!

Pam swallows chillies whole!

PAM wears a string of Cheerios around his neck so he can snack throughout the day.

Actually, that sounds like a good idea...

Pam is a weapon of mass distraction!

PAM has several macaroni art pieces hanging in his living room.

Pam word a banana skirt and coconut bra on her first date.

That's all Pam has in his wardrobe.

PAM tries to contact aliens on his days off.

Pam's spirit-guide is Joan Rivers.