Pam

Pam reads A Christmas Carol every year but still doesn't get the ending.

PAM plays the air guitar in grocery lines - to relax and entertain.

Pam failed the audition for living statue because he kept eating the pigeons.

PAM salad with his hands.

Pam thinks Dostoyevsky wrote a famous book called The Nincompoop.

Pam thinks an extraordinary rendition is what Dolly Parton gives on stage....

PAM has a Dolly Parton poster in his bedroom.

Pam has all the Xena warrior Princess series on DVD.

Pam's hunting trip ended tragically when he was briefly mistaken for a bear's *ss.

Pam wants to be Southsea's nipple when he grows up.

Pam got rejected when he tried to join the Hawkers Club because he not infrequently allows his hawk to get eaten by a puddytat.

Pam is afraid to watch Force Ten from Navarone in case Robert Shaw detaches himself from the screen and tries to kill him.

Actually I got over that one. :) Hope you are well, Hawk.

Glad to hear it ;) Ngikhona, ngiyaphila, as they say in Zululand... Thanks for asking :)

Pam is too polite to fully engage with this thread!

Pam makes one appreciate the relative charms of a warm bucket of spit.

Edit: Sorry, that one was kind of mean. No offense. :)