Why wouldn't I take along a gaggle of geese to distract the armed guards and a can of cheeze whiz to muffle the yells of the receptionist? :D
Also, wouldn't a lock picking device be handy?
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Why wouldn't I take along a gaggle of geese to distract the armed guards and a can of cheeze whiz to muffle the yells of the receptionist? :D
Also, wouldn't a lock picking device be handy?
:lol: that's a good plan :thumbs_up
Do I get to be a part of this plan? What will be my role?
Wait a minute....Why do you want to rob a jewelery store?
Would you mind being the gorgeous female on the sidewalk out front, doing belly dances to distract the pedestrians away from all the chaos inside the store? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Madhuri
Is it too cliche to say that I heard that girls like pearls, and, well, you know . . . . ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Madhuri
Was not my role to wear those pearls?
Will it be rude if I say I QUIT, because the pearls are not for me? Why do you think I would want to be a part of the plan in the first place? :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
How do you know the pearls are not for you? Are you not jumping to conclusions?
Don't you care enough about me to help me in this illegal enterprise?
If I say I am very selfish and care about me and my pearls ONLY? Why would I care about anything except the beautiful pearls? :rolleyes:
Why should I risk my life and freedom getting pearls for a person who doesn't even care for me?
Ah, so thats what it is. Do you think I cant rob a jewelery store on my own? :rolleyes:
Did I ever say that? Are you saying you want to be the person inside the store, wielding a can of cheeze whiz?
But isn't stealing wrong?
Could we not apply for a wholesale license and simply buy the pearls at cost?
Wait...Cheez Whiz? Why for Cheez Whiz? :lol:
Isn't Cheeze Whiz the best possible muffling agent? Can a jewelry store receptionist call for help when she has a mouth full of Cheeze Whiz? :D
Why does the jewelry store receptionist have to be a she? Do you assume that men are superior to women? Do you assume that only a woman would take a piddly little receptionist job in a jewelry store? And do you asusme that only women wear jewelry?
Is it not you is assuming many things about me?Quote:
Originally Posted by “Shalot”
Does this jewelry store even exist? Isn’t it rather a possible world that I have created merely for the purpose of providing an alternative avenue for those who wish to procure pearls? Or those who are morally opposed to the uncomfortably disingenuous designation “pearl diver”?
Is there not an old saying that says something along the lines of:
'"when you assume, you make an a#s out of you and me" (U and ME)? :)
By the way, isn't forcing Cheez Whiz on an individual regardless of their sex simply too cruel? :D