Pam

I have servants for that.

Pam counts up to fifteen using all his toes and fingers.

Pam rubs baby oil on sumo wrestlers.

Map is no good at insulting people. And he's colourblind. And dyslexic.

Pam has impure thoughts about Vashti Bunyan. [:)]

PAM walks up to bars and buys a club soda, then says, "I'm going be rolling like this all night, so keep 'um coming," then looks around to see who is impressed.

See what I mean? One, that's not an insult, and two, that's not even possible. Vashti Bunyan is a fictional character made up by several of the yellow-blue pachyderm.. but then so is Pompey..

PAM walks up to bars and buys a club soda, then says, "I'm going be rolling like this all night, so keep 'um coming," then looks around to see who is impressed.

Pam goes to the Men's Wearhouse just for the instep measure.

PAM me measures insteps at Men's warehouse. (are we doing insults?)

On a good day, Pam can identify up to three significant differences between sh*t and Shinola.

PAM made a pilgrimage to the Louvre to see the "dogs playing poker" painting in person.

Pam collects the artistic output of Gilbert and George!

Pam models his lifestyle after the Man with the Yellow Hat.

Pam has a thing for French-speaking monkeys...

PAM is a mime. Oh look, he's walking against the wind...