Would You??

Nope. (Didn't know what "short-sheeting" was so had to look it up! What's the point?)

Would you spend 10 minutes on the internet trying to figure out what "short-sheeting" was?

No...I already knew it...

Would you switch the cayenne pepper for the cinnamon as a joke?

Probably I would.

Would you burn the dinner on purpose so that you can get take away?

No...I couldn't waste the food.

Would you jump in a swimming pool fully clothed?

Used to but not sure if I would still do it.

Would you keep your letters from 15 years ago?

No...I'm sure I'd lose them

Would you eat something that you didn't know what it was?

The ones with meaning I would keep forever. (Too late!)

No, I have a few food allergies, so I have to know what things are.

Would keep a photo of a previous lover?

Might.

Would you post to increase your post count?

No, but the games do increase it quickly.

Same question.

When I was at 98 posts...to make it to 100

Would you sing me a silly song?

I am sure you are not silly enough to make such a request! :D

Would you try to post faster to beat others? ;)

Who me?

Would you all slow down a little please?

I could.

Would you slow down to please someone?

Yes...

Would you please to slow down someone?

I really doubt that...

Would you please someone to slow down?