Ion Thruster: a term for the more aggressive female, one prone to throwing small domestic appliances at those who displease her.
Trachea
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Ion Thruster: a term for the more aggressive female, one prone to throwing small domestic appliances at those who displease her.
Trachea
Ion Thruster - the best way to go nowhere, very slowly, at great expense.
Singularity
OK so there's two words:
Trachea: That part of the body where one hangs oneself
Singularity: Something so unique that it might not actually exist
Event Horizon:
Event Horizon: A knowledge horizon beyond which an event cannot be known to us.
Real
Real: 1. a subjective definition of an imaginary concept which has been inflated to the extent that lots of people believe in it. 2. a spool for winding cotton onto, used by people who can't spell.
Pillage
Pillage: ransacking a drug store
Genesis
Genesis: An explanation motivated by existential shock.
Lucid Dream
Lucid Dream: A contradiction in terms, since if one is lucid, one is awake and therefore cannot dream
Non Sequitur:
Non Sequitur - n.
1. An inference or conclusion that does not follow from the premises or evidence.
2. A statement that does not follow logically from what preceded it.
Usually found in long forum arguments.
Deus ex machina
Deus ex machina: An unexpected, implausible solution to a hopeless situation that works great in comedy and provides a happy, feel-good ending and allows the characters to be marketed in further inane adventures in a sequel. It works great in tragedy also as long as the implausible and unexpected does not lead to a happy ending.
Iron Butterfly
Iron Butterfly: The poor man's Golden Birdwing.
Fatalistic
The quality of a man who has a predeliction for vamps.
Gringo:
Gringo: used by Mexican bandits when talking down to Caucasian males. Origination attributed to the Clint Eastwood character in "A Bucketful of Gold". Clint to sidekick: "When the bad man grins, it's time to go..."
Camelot
Camelot: Where desert riders park their steeds.
Bandanna
Bandanna: Formerly a cowboy accessory, it now is often used to indicate the loyalty of gang members
Blood:
Blood: A beverage vampires enjoy.
Black Cat
Black cat: A nice fur to go with that little black dress
1984
1984: A book written by George Orwell explaining how Big Brother would break our natural resistance by brainwashing all of us to a miserable existence by 1984. Orwell’s error was in overrating our brains. All we needed, which the machines figured out in the Matrix, was to have a power cord stuck in our necks and then even Big Brother would be happy.
Anna Karenina
Anna Karenina: Yet another novel about a woman who has an affair and comes to a bad end.
Adultery
Adultery: The practice of growing up
Flim-flam
Flim-flam: The ability to sell ice to penguins while carrying coals to Newcastle
Fake:
Fake: A cheaper version of reality that supposedly would not fulfill the functional and status needs as well as the more expensive version like buying a ten dollar purse with a brand name on it from a street vendor rather than paying fifty times more to get it certified real from a real boutique.
Vernal Equinox
Vernal Equinox - according to P.G. Wodehouse and many others, the start of the human mating season.
Epiphany
Epiphany: A sudden inspiration that usually hits people at about one AM on January 6th, which they cannot keep to themselves until some decent hour. like say one PM. A common cause of divorce and the occasional manslaughter charge.
Excelsior:
Excelsior: Something exceptional or great or beyond description and since it is beyond description instead of futilely trying to find words to describe it one can use this one.
Feng Shui
Excelsior: a university in Albany, New York, which encourages its students to get higher
Feng shui: Chinese for scotch and water; novices are advised to begin with bing shui
Waste land
Wasteland: Land that we have not yet found a way to monetize. For example, high cliffs far from the highway overlooking an ocean where lovers, not yet being charged a fee, come to jump when they forget that there are always more fish in the sea.
Orb
A kind of spherical spider.
Argosy
Argosy: proof that being fleeced on a long trip is nothing new
Ubiquitous
Ubiquitous: that which is always there when you least need it, and impossible to find when you do.
abear:
abear. Must be Yogi or the word is misspelled, yeah?
werewolf:
Abear: Abeast generally suspected of sh*tting in thewoods
Artificial
Oh sorry.
Werewolf: one afflicted with severe monthly mood swings it behooves another never to mention
Artificial
Artificial: Created by something other than nature, sometimes in the image of things that are real, sometimes looking very weird
flabbergast:
Flabbergast: a fat ghost
abear: homosexual self abuse. (Source: "So did the faery knight himself abear." - Spenser.)
jouissance
Jouissance: See self abuse
Naked mole rat
Naked mole rat - star of "No Hair", Tom O'Horgan's controversial stage adaptation of "Wind in the Willows".
Juggernaut
"homosexual self abuse" - what other kind is there? :D
Juggernaut - The western mispronunciation of the name of a hindu deity.
deity
:):):) You kill me, Mona.Quote:
Originally Posted by mona amon
Deity: Like God, but with the option of roommates.
Ice Age
Ice Age - what follows Old Age in the cryogenic facility
transcendental