look on your shoe. YOu wouldn't believe how often I've found mine there
Why are the water pipes made of toxic PVC?
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look on your shoe. YOu wouldn't believe how often I've found mine there
Why are the water pipes made of toxic PVC?
Because the government hates everyone.
What day is tomorrow? :F
Apple juice and peanut butter day! let's make an apple-butter smoothie while we hold the giraffe and unwind the spinning turtled into clocks!
why can't i understand math? *other reason than me being an idiot i suppose*
ah, you ain't an idiot. um... maybe you are just to smart that simple math is just confussing.
why do teenagers have such a reputation?
because they deserve it.
Why do old people like prunes?
Do they now? Thank God, then I'm not old. :D
How does Baki cook without having any food in the house?
I'm not sure, but to this mountain hick, tofu ain't natural and never will be...
If meat is murder why do some people still consume fish? They made from plants? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ry_shark_2.gif
Because does people think that there are too many fish to care.
Why don't i know how to cook?
impatience or forgetfulness
Why does my stomach hurt
you ate 2 month exspired food, and are now experencing food poisoning.
why can't being sick be fun?
it is! When else will people cook, do chores, and do your work for you! I love being sick except for the needles, herbal teas and leeches. And the snails too. I hate snails.
Why does my mum thinks putting a snail in my wart will make it go away?
Because she is a witch-doctor clone, not your real mother.
If I lick my finger and stick it in an electrical socket, what's going to happen?
you'll be a very shocking sight, no?
my guinea pig is cute, why?
because you think so, and I don't...
why am I so happy?
You don't know any better.
What time is it?
allow me to consult my watch first.
however, i've left it back home. could anyone please get it for me?
Sure! I'll toss it to you. It should fly though your window within a few hours.
Why do fools fall in love?
so you mean i'm a fool.
Will I get left by the bus this afternoon or not?
of course you wont
Will this pickle be juicy or crispy?
Juicey. I love bread and butter pickles!
If a plane crashes on the border between Canada and the United States which country is responsible for the burial of the survivors?
Pen, that's as old as my granny!! No one buries survivors.
Why can't I sleep?
You are a vampire. [Look in the mirror. See you are not there :)]
Are we [the creatures of planet Earth] alone in the multiverse?
describe alone.
if you had a twin that was the exact opposite, what would it be like?
it would be like having a sibling that looked like you.
What does red and blue make?
red an blue makes red and blue mixed together... it makes purple!
what makes books so appitizing?
peanut butter
why is rain wet?
to cool the sun down.
why does my cat wind herself around my ankles?
Because you are her captor and she is attempting to assassinate you
Why do we have to pay taxes?
Because everyone's got money to pay for 'em
Got any?
are you asking if I have any money? It depends on what you call money. I am thinking probably not.
Could someone go pee for me? I'm too lazy to go myself you see.
Give me the toilet first.
How many people should be doing toilet today?
depends on what your definition of "today" is.
why are egg yolks yellow?
Isn't that the usual color of craven cowards who hide like chickens?
If water is 2 parts oxygen, why can't we breathe it? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...Kane/Blues.gif
you can't breath in blue.
why is there no such thing as a unicep or monocep? there is a bicep, tricep, and quadricep...
because the words weren't cool enough to write.
why are friends friendly but someturn around and gut your intestons threw the back all the while smiling saying, "aren't we such good friends?!"
this is because cowards lie.
why is water from a hose cold?
Because it's not warm. Why does this thread have 107 pages?
because there aren't enough posts to make it 472 pages.
Where did the time go?
Time flowed under the bridge.
How does Pendragon make all those paper dolls?
with love and encouragement.
do the french really not have a word for entrepreneur?