...an environmentally friendly fuel.
As soon as I make my bed, I will...
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...an environmentally friendly fuel.
As soon as I make my bed, I will...
...lick my lips down the street from the bakery.
There used to be.........
another way to get home.
The seemingly pleasant discourse turned into a solemn affair when.......
someone had to bring up something terribly depressing, not to mention off-subject.
My grandmother always used to say when we wouldn't eat our veggies...
Whoops! A double post! Sorry! :blush:
... "You will go to hell"
Bermuda Triangle is ...
A place where I have collected many a treasure with my super vacuum cleaner.
A walking candle and a doorstop are...
...having an intimate conversation when Belle walks in through the door from the terrible storm outside.
What do I do with so much...
What do I do with so much... rice wondered the totally impractical linguist over lunch and decided to label his pale-face, highbrow, whitecollar compounds "Bahuvrihi" (much rice). :idea:
Who ever let....
...me in the building last night coz I forgot my key is cool.
I want to fly away...
to a place far far away, where the people are crazy and the sea is full of jellyfish.
Soon the calculator...
will expode due to the amount of calculations I am doing.
In addition to being a tasty treat Peanut Butter can also be used for....
prying mollusks off of skyscrapers.
The disappearance of certain key figures causes me to...
...reflect on my own end.
Being human means waiting for death, but what makes it so joyfull is...
All those little guinea pigs that cross our path
far, far away...
...stands a galaxy in turmoil.
The Force is...
surrounding us, binding us together
Luke, I am......
not in the mood for you
i dont think i................
am quite fast enough
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO......
....OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO no no I'm not a juvenile delinquent! (Frankie Lymon & The Teenagers)
Supercallifrag ...
s can blow a building to smitherins in no time! (Frags meaning grenades, I suppose a supercallifrag would be a large caliber one!)
Me Tarzan! You....
...intern!
I will certainly not, by any means or menace......
force you into agreement!
Though there be woe and grief, sorrow and sadness....
...there's always room for Jell-O.
("Intern"...heehee...)
In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight...
let those who worship evil's might, beware my power, Green Lantern's Light!
It's time for me to slip out of these wet clothes and into....
... a pool of treacle.
We are but children, staring at ...
the cookie platter of doom. trying to snag a cookie without getting bitten
Seven is the one of the six..........
...children of the nineth parent of the fourth grandfather.
His brain incinerates their....
... dead leaves and old newspapers. So useful to be friends with a killer robot.
I wonder what's under ...
...the magic carpet today!
All the minions of so many dark hosts...
gathered together for the annual evel minions convention
French Fries and a lampoon...
...are a hermit's best friend.
But, as for me, a crowd......
of upstart broccoli's really makes my skin crawl.
When I was older...
... I used to look forward to my youth with drooling, geriatric lips and fading, senile eyes, now I look back at old age with innocent wonder and misguided optimism.
Will you please choose a ...
...a symphony, and attract us some listeners?!
At any rate, it wasn't until my bee broke free...
...that the birds began to be afraid.
The best way to approach a lady is to...
...that I got a sharp pain on the left side of my backside.
Life without voices in my head is like.....
... cartwheeling over broken glass.
Smile! The world ...
prefers a twaddling fool to a malicious meanie.
Be Alert! The world needs more...
... tolerance.
Be happy and ...