Pants game

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the pants. -- Aristotle Onassis

And neither the angels in Heaven above
Nor the demons down under the sea
Can ever dissever my soul from the pants
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee

-Edgar Allan Pants

No one would have believed in the last years of the nineteenth century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man's and yet as mortal as his own; that as men busied themselves about their various concerns they were scrutinised and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinise the transient creatures that swarm and multiply in a pair of pants.

-H.G. Wells

“I am free of all pants. I hate trousers equally.”
― W.C. Fields

OOOH! I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THE PANTS GAME!

The quality of mercy is not strain'd
It droppeth as the gentle pants of Heaven.

"All that is necessary for pants to triumph is for good men to do nothing."

--Edmund Burke

Scarcely one person in a thousand is capable of tasting the happiness of pants.

--Henry Fielding

Never hate your pants. It affects your judgment.

--The Godfather

O judgment! thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their pants.

surely this one has been said before (yes it has and don't call me Shirley?)

"friends, romans, countrymen, lend me your pants."

O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?
Deny thy father and refuse thy pants!

"Someday - and that day may never come - I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept these pants as a gift on my daughter's wedding day."

--Don Corleone, The Godfather

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of pants.
Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (1813)

"Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, some new pants, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all trousers are created equal."

--Abraham Lincoln

I just read the godfather a few months ago and really enjoyed it.

"im gonna make him a pants he cant refuse."