To Swear Or Not To Swear

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Originally Posted by Mutatis-Mutandi

I can't be the only one wanting to see pictures of Varenne. Her profile picture is plenty cute, but I wants more! Enough teasing with comments referring to your perfect breasts and adorability. As they say on the internets, pics or it didn't happen!

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See Juniper, human nature, how can you expect us to treat you as equall when quite clearly we cannot percieve you as them.

Had I continoual made references to my perfect abbs or amazing biceps or enormous pennis (none of which I posses) - none of the females on the forum would have ever even thought of asking for pictures, not even in a sarcastic manner as muttis. But the sarcasm betrayes the truth.

Men are sexually possesive, you cant ask a man to behave as women were equall when there is his pennis, which has a large influence upon his barin, which views you as little more than cattle, to posses and then boast about.

So either we treat you as inferiors, or as superiors. But as equalls, that is just against our nature, any more than a farmer could treat his pig as an equall. Tis cruel to say, but tis also true to man's way.

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Originally Posted by JuniperWoolf

I've had a strange phobia of fake boobs ever since I saw China's pop when I was a kid (the wrestler, she jumped off the top rope or something, I can't remember). Ever since then, it's only been real-boob porn for me, because in my world A FAKE ONE COULD BURST AT ANY MINUTE AND SPRAY EVERYONE WITH BLOOD AND FATTY TISSUE AND SYNTHETIC JELLY!

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Hahaha. I had the same reaction! Gross! I recently read about some woman's fake boob falling down underneath her rib cage while she was running a marathon. Frankenstein needs to go back to the drawing board. Real tits for the win.

I like you too, Juniper. You're pretty swell. :D

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Originally Posted by Alexander III

See Juniper, human nature, how can you expect us to treat you as equall when quite clearly we cannot percieve you as them.

Had I continoual made references to my perfect abbs or amazing biceps or enormous pennis (none of which I posses) - none of the females on the forum would have ever even thought of asking for pictures, not even in a sarcastic manner as muttis. But the sarcasm betrayes the truth.

Men are sexually possesive, you cant ask a man to behave as women were equall when there is his pennis, which has a large influence upon his barin, which views you as little more than cattle, to posses and then boast about.

So either we treat you as inferiors, or as superiors. But as equalls, that is just against our nature, any more than a farmer could treat his pig as an equall. Tis cruel to say, but tis also true to man's way.

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It's hilarious that my mention of my breasts on some other thread, for comedic purposes, has now become part of a debate on how men should or shouldn't treat women. Please don't base too much on me and my interactions with pals here, ladies and gents. I'm atypical. A lot of my comments are nonsensical throw-aways, for fun.

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Originally Posted by Alexander III

I have always been pro-gay. The fact that you equate homosexuality and efeminacy speaks more about the hillbilly stereotypes you are acustomed to than anything else.

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:lol: What hillbilly stereotype would that be.

Mark asked what would you do if someone assumed you were gay. You said you'd punch him for the great insult to your dignity. He didn't ask what would you do if someone thought you were feminine. So, I figured if you could get so offended by someone assuming you were gay, that doesn't seem to say much about gay people from your point of view. If I misinterpreted, my apologies.

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Originally Posted by Varenne Rodin

Haha. I don't feel the need to prove anything, but I've been meaning to post more pictures. I'm not some breast flasher, so no one should get their hopes up. Scarlett Johansson is pretty much my boob twin (I think mine are better). For comic-con dress up purposes, I'm very lucky to be stacked like a marvel girl. I only brag because I'm very impressed with myself.

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Pics for proof, or it ain't true! :lol:

(I don't expect nudie pics, btw . . . though I'm not going to protest.)

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Originally Posted by Mutatis-Mutandi

:lol: What hillbilly stereotype would that be.

Mark asked what would you do if someone assumed you were gay. You said you'd punch him for the great insult to your dignity. He didn't ask what would you do if someone thought you were feminine. So, I figured if you could get so offended by someone assuming you were gay, that doesn't seem to say much about gay people from your point of view. If I misinterpreted, my apologies.


Pics for proof, or it ain't true! :lol:

(I don't expect nudie pics, btw . . . though I'm not going to protest.)

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hahahaha woops, I got muddled with all the posts and thought Mark had said what would you do if someone insulted your mother, not if someone had called you gay. Two completley different levels of insult. My bad.

But I would still punch him in the face if he began mocking me under the assumption that I was gay.

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Originally Posted by Alexander III

See Juniper, human nature, how can you expect us to treat you as equall when quite clearly we cannot percieve you as them.

Had I continoual made references to my perfect abbs or amazing biceps or enormous pennis (none of which I posses) - none of the females on the forum would have ever even thought of asking for pictures, not even in a sarcastic manner as muttis. But the sarcasm betrayes the truth.

Men are sexually possesive, you cant ask a man to behave as women were equall when there is his pennis, which has a large influence upon his barin, which views you as little more than cattle, to posses and then boast about.

So either we treat you as inferiors, or as superiors. But as equalls, that is just against our nature, any more than a farmer could treat his pig as an equall. Tis cruel to say, but tis also true to man's way.

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...Did you just imply that men have sex with pigs?

I never said anything about equality, all I want is the ability to compete (which is something we can do now which we couldn't do before). "Equality" is just a buzz word.

It's true that it seems like men in general desire women far more than women in general desire men (that's another reason why I've always thought that there might be something wrong with me in terms of gender). I don't know why (actually that's not true, I could spit some evolutionary theory but that would completely derail the thread), but it definately gives women power over you. This common male obsession seems to make many men weak. I have friends who make men practically crawl though glass with nary a promise, and then they walk away and he thanks her for it. In fact, I'm not proud of it but I've banked on my looks to get out of trouble (hey, it was A LOT of trouble, if I can get out of it in any way, I'm going to). It was easy, and the poor schluck who should have gotten off scott-free was completely screwed. The sexual obsession of many males makes them putty, which is why I have never dated a slathering idiot. I have no time for people who are subservient.

Anyway, that's only within one social context (the one in which you're seeking a female to copulate with). Once I've spent enough time with a male, even the most desperate calms down eventually and his interaction with me becomes more real once I've proven myself an adequate conversationalist. Don't you have any females who you've hung out with long enough to become honest with? Maybe it's just because you're not coupled with anyone. People who don't have mates usually are a bit more desperate.

Incidentally Alex, I wouldn't mind seeing a picture of you.

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Originally Posted by JuniperWoolf

...Did you just imply that men have sex with pigs?

I never said anything about equality, all I want is the ability to compete (which is something we can do now which we couldn't do before). "Equality" is just a buzz word.

It's true that it seems like men in general desire women far more than women in general desire men (that's another reason why I've always thought that there might be something wrong with me in terms of gender). I don't know why (actually that's not true, I could spit some evolutionary theory but that would completely derail the thread), but it definately gives women power over you. This common male obsession seems to make many men weak. I have friends who make men practically crawl though glass with nary a promise, and then they walk away and he thanks her for it. In fact, I'm not proud of it but I've banked on my looks to get out of trouble (hey, it was A LOT of trouble, if I can get out of it in any way, I'm going to). It was easy, and the poor schluck who should have gotten off scott-free was completely screwed. The sexual obsession of many males makes them putty, which is why I have never dated a slathering idiot. I have no time for people who are subservient.

Anyway, that's only within one social context (the one in which you're seeking a female to copulate with). Once I've spent enough time with a male, even the most desperate calms down eventually and his interaction with me becomes more real once I've proven myself an adequate conversationalist. Don't you have any females who you've hung out with long enough to become honest with? Maybe it's just because you're not coupled with anyone. People who don't have mates usually are a bit more desperate.

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Haha. I hope I never make you mad, or maybe it would be fun. Either way, formidable.

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Originally Posted by Varenne Rodin

Haha. I hope I never make you mad, or maybe it would be fun. Either way, formidable.

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:D *takes another bow*

Whoa, hang on there, Norman B.

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Originally Posted by Alexander III

hahahaha woops, I got muddled with all the posts and thought Mark had said what would you do if someone insulted your mother

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Yeah, I did.

My question was, if someone utters an unflattering sentence with the word 'mother' in it, why do you feel compelled to punch them?

Let's try an experiment. Copy and paste the next few lines, and put in an exclamation mark at the point at which you feel punching would be necessary.

Your mother is not very good at basketball.

Your mother is personally responsible for the collapse of the European banking system.

Your mother makes lousy lasagne.

Your mother is a whore.

Somewhere in there, you tell us, your feelings of 'dignity and honour' kick in. Where, I wonder, and why?

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Originally Posted by Alexander III

...not if someone had called you gay. Two completley different levels of insult. My bad.

But I would still punch him in the face if he began mocking me under the assumption that I was gay.

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As you've brought it up - what's insulting about being called gay?

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Originally Posted by Alexander III

hahahaha woops, I got muddled with all the posts and thought Mark had said what would you do if someone insulted your mother, not if someone had called you gay. Two completley different levels of insult. My bad.

But I would still punch him in the face if he began mocking me under the assumption that I was gay.

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Oh, okay. That makes much more sense.

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Originally Posted by MarkBastable

As you've brought it up - what's insulting about being called gay?

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Just for clarification, Alex said he would be insulting is someone started mocking him because they thought he was gay, which I think is fair, because in that case, you're just dealing with a prejudiced a-hole.

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Originally Posted by MarkBastable

Whoa, hang on there, Norman B.



Yeah, I did.

My question was, if someone utters an unflattering sentence with the word 'mother' in it, why do you feel compelled to punch them?

Let's try an experiment. Copy and paste the next few lines, and put in an exclamation mark at the point at which you feel punching would be necessary.

Your mother is not very good at basketball.

Your mother is personally responsible for the collapse of the European banking system.

Your mother makes lousy lasagne.

Your mother is a whore.

Somewhere in there, you tell us, your feelings of 'dignity and honour' kick in. Where, I wonder, and why?




As you've brought it up - what's insulting about being called gay?

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Ok wait, so if I hypotheticaly was in a bar with you, and there was a fuss, and I said " Your mother is a whore" - your reaction to that is "Well, I have such a pretty face, I wouldn't want to risk getting it damaged, so sure call my mother a whore all you want"

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Originally Posted by Alexander III

Ok wait, so if I hypotheticaly was in a bar with you, and there was a fuss, and I said " Your mother is a whore" - your reaction to that is "Well, I have such a pretty face, I wouldn't want to risk getting it damaged, so sure call my mother a whore all you want"

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No, my reaction would be "As you know nothing about my mother, I can't see why I should consider anything you say about her."

Now - as I've answered your question, please answer mine. Both of mine, preferably.

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Originally Posted by Varenne Rodin

I don't swear with the intention of offending someone. I do it once in a while to punctuate or add flare to a conversation. It's hilarious because I'm adorable.

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I used to be adorable. But since I've had so many of these :bday_2: I am no longer. :cryin:

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Originally Posted by MarkBastable

No, my reaction would be "As you know nothing about my mother, I can't see why I should consider anything you say about her."

Now - as I've answered your question, please answer mine. Both of mine, preferably.

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Your answer, tells me one thing. That in this circumstance I will never be able to understand you and you never shall understand me.

As to the gay one, Mutatis actualy answered very well for me.

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Originally Posted by Alexander III

Your answer, tells me one thing. That in this circumstance I will never be able to understand you and you never shall understand me.

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Even so - please answer the question.

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Originally Posted by MarkBastable

Many people do, especially Americans. I can't say it worries me much.

What would you have done if someone had said that to you? Or Darcy, what would you have done?

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I wonder why this is? Just curious as an American.

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Originally Posted by MarkBastable

Even so - please answer the question.

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Hw can I explain dignity to a man whom in my eyes has show to have very little?

It would be like explaining love to someone who has never been in love. Sometimes one must learn which battles are worth fighting and which are just a waste of time and patience.

I don't swear with the intention of offending someone. I do it once in a while to punctuate or add flare to a conversation. It's hilarious because I'm adorable.

I have rarely ever sworn at someone... outside of rush-hour traffic:smilewinkgrin:. Rather I swear at inanimate things: the computer, the painting I'm working on, my shoes, the television. The closest I get to swearing at someone is at the moronic politicians and political commentators or the ignorant administrators and political figures than have F***-ed up public education.

The funniest use of profanity I have experienced involved a student I went to college with. He was Chinese, still struggling with the language... and incredibly naive... innocent, even. He never drank, smoked, talked about girls (let alone dating any) or swore. After not seeing him for some few years we met up again. There were a group of us who had known him from his college days and for some reason he became upset over something and let loose with a stream of every possible variant on the F-word. It had virtually become his sole adjective and adverb... and we could not help but burst forth laughing. It was as if Shirley Temple had shown up years later in a porno film yelling, "Lay some pipe, big daddy!)

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Originally Posted by JuniperWoolf

I've had a strange phobia of fake boobs ever since I saw China's pop when I was a kid (the wrestler, she jumped off the top rope or something, I can't remember). Ever since then, it's only been real-boob porn for me, because in my world A FAKE ONE COULD BURST AT ANY MINUTE AND SPRAY EVERYONE WITH BLOOD AND FATTY TISSUE AND SYNTHETIC JELLY!

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw...axefo1_500.jpg

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:puke: :lol: Did you hear about the woman who was stabbed and her breast implant saved her life?
That woman in the picture could be shot many times I bet.

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Originally Posted by KCurtis

I used to be adorable. But since I've had so many of these :bday_2: I am no longer. :cryin:

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Maybe you are! I intend to be adorable in middle and older age too, like Maggie Smith. From the inside out. :)

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Originally Posted by KCurtis

I wonder why this is? Just curious as an American.

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Well, it's partly accent. Because of my background and upbringing, my accent veers all over the place, but to an American I sound like Hugh Grant, which is acceptable as straight in the movies apparently, but in real life is considerered kinda queer. Also, my hair's longer than most American men my age wear it, but not so long that I can be written off as a hippy, so that's another indicator of gayness. On top of which, I'm just louche in a lazy sort of gangly way that reminds Americans of chiffon.

I was playing poker in a casino in Atlantic City, with a whole bunch of New Jersey rollers who were not that friendly towards me. A waitress came by with a tray bearing drinks ordered earlier from another waitress, and she stood there a moment waiting for the round to end.

I said to the guy left in the hand with me, "I'll see you."

And he said, "Jacks and Fours."

I flipped my cards and said, "Trip fives. Sorry. I made them on the river. Just very lucky."

And the waitress said, "You're the Bloody Mary, right?"

Scooping up my chips, I looked over my shoulder and said, "Having heard me speak, you're working on the principle that all Brits are fags, aren't you?"

And she said, "No - really - I...uh..."

And I said, "It's okay. You're right about the Bloody Mary. The fag thing - I hesitate to protest either way."

After which, everyone at the table seemed much more relaxed about me.

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Originally Posted by Alexander III

Hw can I explain dignity to a man whom in my eyes has show to have very little?

It would be like explaining love to someone who has never been in love. Sometimes one must learn which battles are worth fighting and which are just a waste of time and patience.

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I'm not asking you to explain. I'm asking you to do the experiment I laid out.

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Originally Posted by MarkBastable

I'm not asking you to explain. I'm asking you to do the experiment I laid out.

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What experiment?

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Originally Posted by MarkBastable

Well, it's partly accent. Because of my background and upbringing, my accent veers all over the place, but to an American I sound like Hugh Grant, which is acceptable as straight in the movies apparently, but in real life is considerered kinda queer. Also, my hair's longer than most American men my age wear it, but not so long that I can be written off as a hippy, so that's another indicator of gayness. On top of which, I'm just louche in a lazy sort of gangly way that reminds Americans of chiffon.

I was playing poker in a casino in Atlantic City, with a whole bunch of New Jersey rollers who were not that friendly towards me. A waitress came by with a tray bearing drinks ordered earlier from another waitress, and she stood there a moment waiting for the round to end.

I said to the guy left in the hand with me, "I'll see you."

And he said, "Jacks and Fours."

I flipped my cards and said, "Trip fives. Sorry. I made them on the river. Just very lucky."

And the waitress said, "You're the Bloody Mary, right?"

Scooping up my chips, I looked over my shoulder and said, "Having heard me speak, you're working on the principle that all Brits are fags, aren't you?"

And she said, "No - really - I...uh..."

And I said, "It's okay. You're right about the Bloody Mary. The fag thing - I hesitate to protest either way."

After which, everyone at the table seemed much more relaxed about me.

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That's pretty funny, but I am an unassuming American. I like to consider myself more worldly than those you met.

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Originally Posted by Darcy88

Yes. I don't see what is wrong with that. I don't curse at women, haven't in years. I don't hit women, never have. I've cursed at a lot of men and hit a number of them in my time.

If a man called your sister a whore you would have words for him and might go so far as to hit him. If a woman said something nasty about your brother not only would you not strike her, you probably wouldn't even cuss her out.

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Ofcourse there are differences among men and women that make us behave differently towards each other, these are those examples.

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Originally Posted by Alexander III

What experiment?

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I've said it before, and it remains true - you skim posts, and don't really process them before you reply.

However, I'll post it again...


Let's try an experiment. Copy and paste the next few lines, and put in an exclamation mark at the point at which you feel punching would be necessary.

Your mother is not very good at basketball.

Your mother is personally responsible for the collapse of the European banking system.

Your mother makes lousy lasagne.

Your mother is a whore.

Somewhere in there, you tell us, your feelings of 'dignity and honour' kick in. Where, I wonder, and why?

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Originally Posted by JuniperWoolf

I don't like the feminist movement, because they pushed a law in the 1970's which entailed that cheerleading shouldn't be considered a sport and it passed. The reason why they don't want it to be a "sport" is because they don't want it to be officially recognized by the general public. They don't want girls to be seen as people who like dancing and looking pretty. The problem is, very many girls DO like dancing and looking pretty (dancing isn't for me, but I myself sure do like dressing up pretty) and all the feminist movement accomplished in making a law to inhibit cheerleading from being considered a "sport" is that funding for cheerleading safety regulation is now next to nil. Cheerleading is dangerous as **** and now it has a higher number of both serious and non-life threatening injuries than every other sport combined (look it up) because they don't even have trained safety staff or regulation mats to fall on, and have the head honchos of the feminist movement so much as batted an eye? No, they sure as **** haven't. They care more about the IMAGE of women suiting their own worldview, they want women to change to become what they want women to be. They don't care about the safety of REAL girls and women, that's literally ANTI-female. Don't call me a feminist.
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I agree about the feminist movement. Now it seems you have to have their one view or you are not a feminist at all. For me, this was most clear when I chose to stay home with my son (I worked two days a week). Others, including men, looked down on this. People still do. Why? Because women are supposed to be able to "have it all". And if there are women who don't think that career and motherhood hold equal value, well, you're anti-feminist. Nothing is farther from the truth. When I stayed home and cared for our son, my husband considered that work. He never came home and said "what did you do today?"
I don't even want to state that I am a feminist, as it may imply some assumptions I don't want people to have.

You seem to have an obsession with breasts lately, so how about these?

http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/3...argebreast.jpg

Emil... allow me to be the first to inform you that those are not "perfect" breasts. :crazy:

By the way... am I the first one to sense a degree of Schizophrenia in you obsession with petite, young, Chinese girls and watermelon breasts?

No, my reaction would be "As you know nothing about my mother, I can't see why I should consider anything you say about her."

Now - as I've answered your question, please answer mine. Both of mine, preferably.

So what, then, do you do if someone who does know your mother makes the same insulting comment? Or what if the individual replies, "Au contraire! But I do know your mother. Intimately. I f***-ed her last night. And she most certainly was a whore."?

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Originally Posted by MarkBastable

Well, it's partly accent. Because of my background and upbringing, my accent veers all over the place, but to an American I sound like Hugh Grant, which is acceptable as straight in the movies apparently, but in real life is considerered kinda queer. Also, my hair's longer than most American men my age wear it, but not so long that I can be written off as a hippy, so that's another indicator of gayness. On top of which, I'm just louche in a lazy sort of gangly way that reminds Americans of chiffon.

I was playing poker in a casino in Atlantic City, with a whole bunch of New Jersey rollers who were not that friendly towards me. A waitress came by with a tray bearing drinks ordered earlier from another waitress, and she stood there a moment waiting for the round to end.

I said to the guy left in the hand with me, "I'll see you."

And he said, "Jacks and Fours."

I flipped my cards and said, "Trip fives. Sorry. I made them on the river. Just very lucky."

And the waitress said, "You're the Bloody Mary, right?"

Scooping up my chips, I looked over my shoulder and said, "Having heard me speak, you're working on the principle that all Brits are fags, aren't you?"

And she said, "No - really - I...uh..."

And I said, "It's okay. You're right about the Bloody Mary. The fag thing - I hesitate to protest either way."

After which, everyone at the table seemed much more relaxed about me.

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Amusingly witty of you.

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Originally Posted by stlukesguild

No, my reaction would be "As you know nothing about my mother, I can't see why I should consider anything you say about her."

Now - as I've answered your question, please answer mine. Both of mine, preferably.

So what, then, do you do if someone who does know your mother makes the same insulting comment? Or what if the individual replies, "Au contraire! But I do know your mother. Intimately. I f***-ed her last night. And she most certainly was a whore."?

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I'd say, "That's very silly. Come on - what's really upset you?"

But - okay let's agree that I have no honour and no diginity. Fine. What I'm trying to find out here is in what way Alexander's honour is impugned by someone saying a bad sentence with the word 'mother' in it. Hence the little experiment.

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Originally Posted by MarkBastable

I'd say, "That's very silly. Come on - what's really upset you?"

But - okay let's agree that I have no honour and no diginity. Fine. What I'm trying to find out here is in what way Alexander's honour is impugned by someone saying a bad sentence with the word 'mother' in it. Hence the little experiment.

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Ok I see your point, the thing is, the word mother is not just a word -it is a way of insulting a man to his core.

You see, if I called you a c.u.n.t - I would be trying to offend you.

I I said your mother is a whore - not only would I be trying to offend you, but I would touching something very deep - something beyond myself, yet more important that myself. The same is applicable to your spouse or daughter or mother. I don't know quite well how to explain it truly, I am Italian, for us a mother is sacred. From the workers to the bourgoise to the agnelli's - the mother is sacred.

As for your experiment, the only one there which is insulting is the last one. Unless of course my mother was Merkel, in which case the last one and the EU one would be offensive. But I would have hoped that you intended that as rethorical, as I do quite hope you can tell the difference between me saying your mother can't cook in jest, or me saying your mother is a whore. not so much in jest.


The way i see it, someone calling my mother a whore has nothing to do with my honor. It is what I do which affect my honor. Honor is self-respect - It is about doing that which will let you reach the end of your days and say I did it right. Cowardice is one of the things which I detest most, don't know why, but for me courage is the chief virtue. It is courage which differntiates between existance and life. But **** im 19. AT my age I have only ever behaved with courage. I suppose by your age the majority of people have so many cowardly acts under their belt that they begin to view courage as a lesser virtue, and cowardice as normal - in order to still see themselves with their self-respect.

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Originally Posted by Alexander III

Ok I see your point, the thing is, the word mother is not just a word -it is a way of insulting a man to his core.

You see, if I called you a c.u.n.t - I would be trying to offend you.

I I said your mother is a whore - not only would I be trying to offend you, but I would touching something very deep - something beyond myself, yet more important that myself. The same is applicable to your spouse or daughter or mother. I don't know quite well how to explain it truly, I am Italian, for us a mother is sacred. From the workers to the bourgoise to the agnelli's - the mother is sacred.

As for your experiment, the only one there which is insulting is the last one. Unless of course my mother was Merkel, in which case the last one and the EU one would be offensive. But I would have hoped that you intended that as rethorical, as I do quite hope you can tell the difference between me saying your mother can't cook in jest, or me saying your mother is a whore. not so much in jest.


The way i see it, someone calling my mother a whore has nothing to do with my honor. It is what I do which affect my honor. Honor is self-respect - It is about doing that which will let you reach the end of your days and say I did it right. Cowardice is one of the things which I detest most, don't know why, but for me courage is the chief virtue. It is courage which differntiates between existance and life. But **** im 19. AT my age I have only ever behaved with courage. I suppose by your age the majority of people have so many cowardly acts under their belt that they begin to view courage as a lesser virtue, and cowardice as normal - in order to still see themselves with their self-respect.

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On the contrary, I think it takes a lot of courage not to get drawn into a stupid fight with someone who's deliberately trying to rile you.

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Originally Posted by MarkBastable

On the contrary, I think it takes a lot of courage not to get drawn into a stupid fight with someone who's deliberately trying to rile you.

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haha whatever makes you happy - like I said before I will never understand your position and you shall never understand mine.

I definitely tend towards Mark's method of dealing with antagonists, but maybe that's because there's no way I could ever win a fight.

My method is usually to make fun of jerks until they hilariously freak out and try to attack me. In this case, if I were coming out of the bathroom and some woman said that my mother was a whore (it's happened), I'd say "of course my mother is a whore; we're all whores, the women of my family. That's why I'm able to afford this" (indicating outfit) "while you're forced to wear..." (crooked smirk whilst staring brazenly at her torso) "...that."

You'll find that when you're dealing with a female jackass, insulting their appearance cuts right to the core, they're usually pretty insecure. Hitting on them is also a very fun method, haha, it throws them right off.

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By the way... am I the first one to sense a degree of Schizophrenia in you obsession with petite, young, Chinese girls and watermelon breasts?

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:lol: Well I have to admit that the Chinese girls of my acquaintance have a superstructure of more manageable proportions, but I did once have a passing liaison with a young lady in a Frankfurt girlie bar who would have been a contender for a Golden Globes award.

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Originally Posted by JuniperWoolf

My method is usually to make fun of jerks until they hilariously freak out and try to attack me. In this case, if I were coming out of the bathroom and some woman said that my mother was a whore (it's happened), I'd say "of course my mother is a whore; we're all whores, the women of my family. That's why I'm able to afford this" (indicating outfit) "while you're forced to wear..." (crooked smirk whilst staring brazenly at her torso) "...that."

You'll find that when you're dealing with a female jackass, insulting their appearance cuts right to the core, they're usually pretty insecure. Hitting on them is also a very fun method, haha, it throws them right off.

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Yes but your are a girl (blah blah blah opression of women by steryotypes)

Girls who physicaly fight tend to be trashy, it is rather unatractive.

As for you Mutis, you have a rather valid reason afterall.

Maybe it is very anachronistic of me, but to let another man demene me and not retort, I could not live with that. 200 years ago the system ofnDuelling was well established around europe. I like that, that a man would place his honor above his live. Nowadays, people seem to value their life so very much and honor so very little - So I know that mark is entirley representitive of the modern zeitgesit, and I am the odd one. But dam, a man who values his life more than anything else is for me nothing more than an animal, soley concerned with the baser aspects of mankind.

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Originally Posted by JuniperWoolf

My method is usually to make fun of jerks until they hilariously freak out and try to attack me. In this case, if I were coming out of the bathroom and some woman said that my mother was a whore (it's happened), I'd say "of course my mother is a whore; we're all whores, the women of my family. That's why I'm able to afford this" (indicating outfit) "while you're forced to wear..." (crooked smirk whilst staring brazenly at her torso) "...that."

You'll find that when you're dealing with a female jackass, insulting their appearance cuts right to the core, they're usually pretty insecure. Hitting on them is also a very fun method, haha, it throws them right off.

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That's what I would do!

News flash for guys, men who get in fist fights over petty words seem trashy too. A nice cool shun is always more impressive.

I had a boyfriend who frequently got into fights; fights over my "honor," his mother's, bad business deals and etc. It was embarassing that he had so little self control. He ended up in the hospital multiple times. He spent three days in jail and got hit with a personal injury lawsuit. If a person isn't intelligent enough to best someone with wit, and can be provoked to physical fights so easily, that's a huge weakness and it's not attractive.

If some guy calls your mother a puke-ugly pig and you hit him, you're giving him exactly what he wanted. Kudos to you for being a chump.

The best predictor of murder and violent crime in a community is the prevalence of men age 15-25 within that community. The prefrontal cortex (that part of the brain responsible for social behavior and impulse control) isn't fully developed in humans until around age 25.

I'm just sayin'...