The favourite confection of Fletcher Christian, before being abandoned on Pitcairn Island, where chocolate is unknown.
Anorak
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The favourite confection of Fletcher Christian, before being abandoned on Pitcairn Island, where chocolate is unknown.
Anorak
Anorak: A large, flightless fish found in the swamps of West Mongolia.
Penumbra:
A large, cumbersome device for keeping the sunlight off your quill, thus preventing the ink fading.
Paradiddle
Paradiddle; the only thing non-drummers know about drumming, which is why actual drummers find it impossible to conduct a conversation with a stranger at a party without the word coming up.
Goulash
Goulash:- A particular kind of European delicacy, involving the mixture of dubious governments, inconvenient governments, and hefty pinch of debt to season, all thourghly stewed.
Pederast:
A two wheeled conveyance much favoured by university students, thus leaving more money for booze.
telegraphist
Telegraphist - one who swears loyalty to a particular daily broadsheet newspaper, and who will often peer dissaprovingly over the frames of horn-rimmed glasses and any commuter caught cowering behind another brand of newspaper. See also: Mailite, Sun-troll, Guardianista.
Fugacious.
One who is voracious with figs and tenacious with pugs.
Eclectic
That which is produced by power stations in cheap Chinese dramas
Impertinent
An unusually impish tenant.
Imperious
Imperious: An arrogant imp. (lol)
Simplicity
A city full of simps (simpletons). :)
Felicity
To bomb an urban conurbation, thus call it to fall, lit. or fig.
Mendacious
The state of being really intent on mending things.
Equilibrium
A self-levelling chemical.
restraint
restraint a manifestly horrible impulse to think before you speak instead of really saying what's on your mind
Trial by Peers
Trial by Peers:- negative glances imposed by those who had been supportive and chummy moments earlier.
equalizer:-
A Smith and Wesson.
Didgeridoo
Didgeridoo Apparently this term came about through the inability of people to correctly pronounce "Did you do." Often screamed by irate parents at adolescent children, usually followed by some sort of crime being listed, and a punishment being formulated.
Passion
An adjective applied to certain fruit, once thought to have aphrodisiac properties.
Tram
Tram: A combination of a truck and a pram.
Homework
That which gets blown off desks by freak gusts of wind, gets eaten by the dog or magically disappears from inside a fastened school bag. Do not try and fool a teacher - he/she tried the same ploy long ago. This is known as survival of the fittest.
Pterodactyl
Pterodactyl - archaic form of mouthwash used by first humans.
Curlicue -
A device for playing Pool or Snooker shots round corners.
Wesleyan
A church devoted to one of Harry Potter's lackeys.
Landscaping
Landscaping: An endeavour which, when undertaken by Man in an attempt to modify the work of God (consider Capability Brown, Le Notre, Farrand), is considered an Artform. When undertaken by God in an attempt to modify the work of Man (consider Katrina, San Andreas, Vesuvius), it is considered a Disaster. Thus may we divine Man's opinion of the handiwork of God.
Breakfast
A repast which is enjoyed by two classes of people - those who eat muesli and yoghurt, and the more enlightened who enjoy bacon, egg, sausage, mushroom, fried potatoes, baked beans, toast, butter, marmalade and several cups of something hot and sweet. Note the use of the verb "enjoy".
constrict
constrict A technique used by wardens of prisons to weed out the extremely rowdy and dangerous prisoners by taking away such privileges as cigarettes and color TV.
Vanity
Vanity:- the thing that often walks with people who think they are beautiful and rich. Also, occasionally, a trait of dumb people.
Devil's Dictionary-
The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!
shrike
A very, very quiet bicycle... shhhhhhhhhhhh!
calamity
calamity- An English football supporters reaction to being told other countries have national teams as good as his. "Calamity calamity calamity!"
SOLIFLUCTION
What Japanese people are told to do by English football fans when the Nipponese team wins.
Genuflect
Genuflect - a Latin-rooted term that Catholics and royalists use to describe the ritual of voluntary self-abasement that the rest of us would call blatant sucking-up
constabulary
Constabulary - The name given to the fictional vigilante posse that features in P.G Wodehouse's unpublished and profanity laden graphic novel, 'The Third Exfoliation of Reginald Antrim Jeeves'
Caveat:
Caveat: A pinprick jewel of distinction awarded to one who proves exceptional in an important way.
Consolation:
Consolation - A group of stars that provide solace and comfort after a loss.
Divinity:
A Doctorate awarded, largely to men, whose behaviour is anything but divine.
aspirin
aspirin - a highly-effective analgesic derived from the bark of the willow, which unlikely provenance is cited as an exemplar of Mother Nature's munificence by any charlatan attempting to sell goat dung as a remedy for athlete's foot or blackberry leaf tea as a cure for cancer
Wimbledon
Wimbledon: Some place in England. Once home to the Wombles and Schopenhauer.
Deconstructionism: