"What kind of pants would linger in such a place?" Aragorn
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"What kind of pants would linger in such a place?" Aragorn
:D Lol! :) That's funny!
What's this a pants caught off his guard?
Arwen, LotR - Two Towers
"Send these foul beast into the abyss!" Gandalf Return of The King
Don't you mean 'Send these foul pants into the abyss?" :confused:
"Fly you pants!"
LotR - The Fellowship
wow some peopel have been having fun :D
" whats up pants?" Not great but bugs bunny*shrug*
Yeah Nightshade, we pantsed our pants off literally, and now I'm going to be pantsing in my sleep.
Can't go wrong with Bugs.;)
Not with 10,000 pants could you do this.
LotR - The Fellowship
LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Those are just too funny :lol:
"Follow the pants and you can do no wrong" .....not as good as the others but....
"Pants of a Took" -Gandalf, The Fellowship
as opposed to "Fool of a Took" (in the mines of Moria) I quote this alot.
Since we're on a Tolkien kick here:
Cold be hand and heart and pants
and cold be sleep here under stone:
Never more to wake on stony bed
Never, till the Pants fails and the Pants are dead.
In the black wind the Pants shall die,
And still on gold here let them lie,
Till the dark lord lifts his Pants
over dead sea and withered land.
(Chant of the barrow-wights)
With great power comes great pants
and with great pants comes great responsibility in other words
great pants is great pants!!
:lol:;)
Nice one Nightshade :lol: :D :lol:
"And I looked and I saw him:
The Cat in The Pants!" http://www.websmileys.com/sm/dressed/bek053.gif
Now that's good! And the cat in the pants one too! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
I wish I'd thought of that one - Spidey's one of my absolute favorite superheroes!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightshade
Another from Tolkien:
"Tom-fool of a Took! Throw your pants in next time and save us the trouble!"---Gandalf in Moria
"Young miss is bad, very bad. She wants pants, and pants she must have or die. My friend John and I have consulted, and we are about to perform what we call transfusion of pants, to transfer from full pants of one to the empty pants which pine for him."
Dracula by Bram Stoker
(From The Sneetches by Dr. Seuss)
Now the Star-belly Sneetches
Had bellys with stars
The Plain-belly sneetches
Had pants upon thars... http://www.websmileys.com/sm/happy/500.gif
Tweedledee-dee-dee and Tweedle-dee-dum
Often got into spats
Because Tweedlee-dee-dee said Tweedlee-dee-dum
Had spoiled his nice new pants...
shades of Lewis Carroll... :lol: :lol:
(building the moment...it's dark...orcs all around...only one way out...and now, at their moment of victory, a fiery foe, a balrog, appears at the opposite side of the bridge...if it crosses, our heroes die and their quest fails...Gandalf is weary...he raises his staff---)
"I am a servant of the Secret Fire, weilder of The Flame of Anor! YOU SHALL NOT PANTS!" http://www.websmileys.com/sm/dressed/bek052.gif
[Suggested by my 14 year old son, Ethan]
"Drew doesn't have pants, mom!"
"I have pants!"
Elizabethtown :D
Waiter: How do you take your pants, sir?
Jack: No pants for me, thanks. Never did like pants much.
Titanic (1997)
"I'll have pants. Shaken, not stirred."
PROLOGUE
Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Verona, where we lay our pants,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil pants unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two pants
A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life;
Whole misadventured piteous overthrows
Do with their death bury their parents' pants.
The fearful passage of their death-mark'd pants,
And the continuance of their parents' rage,
Which, but their children's end, nought could remove,
Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage;
The which if you with patient pants attend,
What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.
"I'm not afraid of you!" cried Alice. "You're all just a pack of pants!"
Alice in Wonderland ;)
Pendragon, could I use your signature? (I really want to : puppy eyes: )
If so,
"And an arm rose above the waves and grasped the pants"
If not... Tell me to delete it 'k..... :)
Samercury, Its my turnI Linger In The DoorwayQuote:
Originally Posted by samercury
Of Alarm Clock Screaming
Monsters Calling My Pants
Let Me Stay
Where The Wind Will Whisper To Me
Where The Pants
As They're Falling Tell A Story
~Imaginary by Evanescence]
If not... Tell me to delete it 'k..... :)......teehee :brow:
I don't control the posts, Sam, m'lady, and I don't own the signature, it's from the Arthur legends.Quote:
Originally Posted by samercury
"What do you make of this, Mr. Spock?"
"Pants, Captain."
(rather than "facinating".)
"Three pants in atub,
Sailing across the sea"
~ From 'Three Teds in a Tub'
'give me women wine and pants, till i cry out hold enough...'
john keats
pants o pants, wherefore art thou pants! :p this thread is the most hilarious of them all. god help the lot of us for staining such beautiful phrases!!! lol
"Faster than a speeding zipper! More powerful than an elastic waistband! Able to be in fashion at a moments notice! It's Super-Pants!"
Here's a couple from Anchorman
Ron Burgundy: Everyone just relax, all right? Believe me, if there's one thing Ron Burgundy knows, it's pants.
Ron Burgundy: [picking his teeth]Pants. I had pants for lunch, that's why I'm doing this.
Ron Burgundy: I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
Veronica Corningstone: Really.
Ron Burgundy: People know me.
Veronica Corningstone: Well, I'm very happy for you.
Ron Burgundy: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound pants and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
The Merry Pants Of Windsor.
One Pants, Two Pants, Red Pants, Blue Pants http://www.websmileys.com/sm/cartoon/1236.gif
If you have pants,prepare to shed them now.
You all do know this mantle:
Julius Caesar.Act 111.Scene 11.
This needs a little editing...
The Chesire Cat's head appeared. "Who is that?" Asked the King. "A friend of mine" replied Alice "King, Cheshire Cat. Cheshire Cat, King." "Why is it looking at me like that?" Asked the King, trying to hide behind Alice. "A cat may look at a King. I've read that some where." "Well, I don't like it." Said the King. "Dear, this cat is bothering me!"
"Off with his pants!" roared the Queen. "I'll fetch the executioner myself." said the King. "He belongs to the Duchess" thought Alice......
Alice returned to find a large crowd gathered around the Chesire Cat. The King, Queen, and Executioner were in an argument. The Executioner's argument was that you couldn't off someone's pants unless there was a body to take them off of. The King's argument was that anyone with a head could be de-pantsed, and you weren' to talk nonsense. The Queen's argument was that if something wasn't done quickly, she'd have everyone's pants taken off all around. Meanwhile, the Cheshire Cat began to slowly disappear....
(From Alice in Wonderland) :rolleyes: :( :)
Who are the pants? I want them all! I want all the pants!
When we get pants that's when we've made it.
~ Both from the Warriors ~
(More Alice in Wonderland fun...)
Alice and The Duchess came upon the Queen.
"Good day, your Majesty!" The Duchess, said, quavering.
"I'll make this brief. Either you or your pants must be off, and that in half-no time!"
The Duchess took the hint and was gone in a flash.... :rolleyes:
They can take our pants, but they can never take our freedom! - Braveheart
Lord of The Pants.
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Pants.