Because its actually laced with caffeine pills
Why do we run when being chased?
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Because its actually laced with caffeine pills
Why do we run when being chased?
What else would our legs do, silly.
Why are spectacles see through?
Because they are transparent
Why does a tree has branches?
So birds can have resting places.
why do shoes have heels?
Hi Poetess. Let me complement you on thinking up this game. It's becoming very popular and I love it.
Because they were made to keep you above ground
Why is the snow white?
Virgil, people like you deserve thinking :D
Because it was named after the fairy tale Snow White
Why do socks have to match?
Oh thank you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Poetess
Because then you would only have one.
Why do we have to clip our nails?
so that we don`t polish them
why do people feel drowsy?
So designated drivers would have something to do
Why are there tornados?
So cows can be sucked up inside them and go "Moooo".
Why ask why?
Because it's got less letters than "what."
Why do men go bald?
Because of a conspiracy from the toupee industry trying to bring down the hat industry
Why do feet smell?
So noses can run.
Why do we have ears?
So you can listen to the strawberries.
Why are wave actions connected to the gravational pull by the moon?
ooh, I actually know that one! *exposes the PHYSICS NERD tatto on her forehead*
but it's because the moon is trying to steal the ocean, so he can have some water. :)
Why is the sky blue?
Because he has no friends :(
Who controls the earth?
I DO! (That WAS a silly question!)
Why do men have nipples?
So if they decide to have a sex change, they will look the part.
Why do plants need sunshine?
Because it`s parallel to the sea
Why do we have to 'answer nature`s call'? (go to toilet)
Because New York is the epitome of an apple. :p
Why oh WHY do earthquakes affect INTERNET CONNECTION????
(It's happening to us now. An earthquake in Taiwan also shook all the connection lines in their and other nearby countries, like us! LitNet is running on 1kbps now. Seriously.
I pray for the people who got hurt in the incident. )
See what I mean.
OMG!!! Sorry for that!
May they all get well soon
Because earthquakes shake
Why do we talk?
So we can give our tongues the required sit-ups and crunches. :lol:
What do you mean by C.R.?
(Yes, Poetess. We hope they're alright.)
Carnivorous Rabbit :idea:
What do we mean by C.P.U.?
That was nice! :lol:
C.P.U.?
Colliding Puppeteers Unite (wahaha)
Why are flames colored red?
Because black flames wouldn't shed much light.
Why can't we all just get along?
Can't we? Oh.
I guess it's because some of us have blue blood. Aristocratic blood, you know.
Wait, was that stupid? :confused:
Why do fishermen have to get up so early in the morning to fish?
We don't really have to...... we're just trying to get away from our parters/wives/husbands. (I'll be drummed out of the industry for letting that secret out!!!)
Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?
Ha! Gotcha. :p
Appear or disappear? They fly away when we're near them, don't they?
Why is it that some people don't use their brains?
In my experience, most people don't HAVE too many brains; so I guess they're afraid to use them up and have none left.
Secondary answer: "They're too busy sitting on them"
(the "Birds" question is actualy a line from an old love song.... Sorry, should have taken into consideration that not everyone is from my particular culture.)
What would we do to entertain ourselves without the internet?
Books!
No. That wasn't stupid.
Without the internet to amaze us, we'd get taller! Those long overdue exercises and stretches are musts.
What do plants eat?
They are cannibals
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
To give the roller skating rinks a rest.
Why do flies fly and fleas flee?
Otherwise they both would flop.
How do remote controls work?
They work through telekinesis.
Where are babies from?
Where they were born.
Why do you wake up tired?
Because you level of epinephrine is low.
What do I wake up happy?
because you still think youre dreaming
Why do we have our hair cut?
For bald people to have have their cake and eat it too. :p
Why do we stretch?
To make ourselves taller.
What is the deal with birthday cards?