*and the heavens opened up, and with a roar o the canons o the dasterdly stans, peas did rain down upon the amazon* :D
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*and the heavens opened up, and with a roar o the canons o the dasterdly stans, peas did rain down upon the amazon* :D
And the Amazons feasted :p
Quick! Collect all the peas... Good ammunition for the shooters!
:D
Picks up a pea shooter and begins to load, lock and shoot...peas begin to fly straight at Captain Stan,
But some of the ammunition from the dastardly find their target
"Aigggihhhh," *pelted with peas*
"Those little buggers hurt!"
Didn't I say to get your plates ready? *tuts* Is anyone ever going to listen to me? :D
*hops around trying to shoot capt. stan, avoid the peas still raining down on the amazon, and catch peas on plates*
lol, the plates were supposed to be for eating the peas (if they were just right) or as shields if the peas weren't edible :p
ow. damn it, ow.. stop. ow...flees back to the dasterdly...man those be vicious females...load the frozen peas...but first, put on some shop goggle...its all fun an games till somes one looses an eye! ;) <- not winking...but shot in the eye :D
Do you want some beans with your peas, cap'n Stan? :p
well, sure, beans and peas, with a titch o pork fat, some cubed chease, a spoon er two o spices, somes bbq sauce a titch o oyster sauce, a dab o wasabi, and just a pinch o curry...mixed and severd on medium brown toast, o a botte o beer on the side...that be smashing...reminds me...I be hungry. :D
*slaps her forehead*
Why didn't ye say so afore lass! Doh! Did ye hear wot he just said, frozen peas? how did he get frozen peas in the middle of the carribean?
Now I be starvin' after that purty description of dinner!
I bet it was the dasterdly Stan's strategy... drive us nuts by talking about food when we're hungry... well, you might not be but I am! And I'll soon start seeing food everywhere! :p
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Originally Posted by Riesa
It maybe time for the AQ to break out our cans of corn!!!!!
Eat the corn, shoot the cans at SDS (Stan's Dasterdly Ship) :p, good plan! :D
~loads the cannons with SPAM~
Now that be fearful stuff, there!!
As long as it is spam=meat, not spam=email!
:D
All Rigghhttt!!! We can have our own SPam carving contest. Whooo!! Grab some buckets amazon's and let's catch that Spam!!!
Duck and cover--it's coming for you...Quote:
C0nGratulayt0ns!! U ve just 1 a free IP0D!!!
God bless spam filters :p
Be it just me, or does the thought of Spam flying through the air make anyone else feel the need for a spa-day?
ohhh, now that would be fun!! Hey Scher can we make a detour???Quote:
Originally Posted by Riesa
oh man...that is almost to cruel robin... :D
Aye--what be yer point? ;)
well, spam is so dirty, maybe we be needin a spam robot...more sanitary...that way we dinna have to ahndle it. :D
Oh, got a better idea! Why don't we have a spa on the ship? There is nothing like a nice jacuzzi session after a day struggling with smelly fish and even smellier pirates!Quote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
*examines her hands
And all this sword action are not good for one's nails!
:p
Ya think we could drag those smelly pirates off of the other ship, dunk 'em in some rose water, manicure and pedicure 'em and get em in a dancin' mood? Or mebbe the thought of being clean might just scare 'em off for good, eh? Where's me lasso?
Who dya think ye are?? Wonder Woman?? There be only one superhero in these here waters, an' that be ME!!
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Originally Posted by Riesa
What a great idea. I'll get my net.
You know Riesa, you might be up to something there...
*eyes Stan - picture Yvon of the Yucon here:
http://www.dispatch.co.za/2003/02/15...mages/YUAN.JPG
He could do with a makeover, I guess...
:p
:lol: that is probably one of my favourite cartoons! :thumbs_upQuote:
Originally Posted by Scheherazade
garr...I bath on only two days, when I was born, and when I be married! :D
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Originally Posted by Stanislaw
Are you saying we're finally gonna set a date????? :D
weel, since ye be the cap'n an all, mebbe Papayhed can douse ye with enough rum to cover the stink...
an...do ye know how to dance? I seen ya dancin' afore, I be thinkin' when we be firein cans o corn in your direction.
There be a weddin' a comin?
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Originally Posted by Scheherazade
nice sky blue undies. :lol:
ye think he can be made over? a challenge, fer sure.
garr, er, uhm...I be havin to go... :D ...Quote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
how long has it been me mutineus lovely since we first met? :D
Ohh, boy. This cannot bode well for the inter-pirate war...
Give 'em six months, it can't all be ponyrides in may sunshine.
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Originally Posted by Stanislaw
It seems like yesterday, doesn't it? :lol: ;)
Hey I've been away from this for a few days. Looks like people are having dinner, going to a spa, and our getting married. What happen to the fighting pirate spirit? Are we reduced to just "getting along"? Well if we've made up and are planning to rule the seas together, can I please have my dog back? I miss her kisses. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
arrrrrrrrr :goof:
See, everytime we get close to setting a date....Stannie up and dissappears. Maybe one of those SWRB got him....
Maybe next time he is online, some of us should keep him busy talking and some others drop a net trap on him before he makes another run for it!
And as the captain of the ship, I can perform the ceremony! :D
http://talk.thewb.com/sns/images/smiles/icon_pirate.gif