...fly?
I am suffering from fever and...
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...fly?
I am suffering from fever and...
with only one wing up and one leg tied behind their backs?
The only thing a princess needs is..........
...lipstick and eye shadow.
Potato chips are ...
a sure way to get fat sickly children.
Why is Virgil on line shouldn't he....
be at work. Yes. Check the now playing thread.
Moonlight can...
light up limestone like pearls.
The best way to spend Friday night is...
...out to dinner with wifey.
Nobody's loved me like...
my dog Sadie.
Hay is getting really .....
...dry; should we put a match to it.
comes a heat wave, comes love...
...comes torment; dull heartache.
The Danish have every....
Comes little virgil in a baby carriage
It's 8 o'clock......
somewhere, and somebody's bedtime!
The infinite multitude of plausabilities implicit in this statement are....
readily ignored.
Stale bread and oily cheese is.....
...a heckuva way to spend the evening.
Pop-Tarts and breakfast cereal...
. . . make a scrumdiddlyumptious breakfast
If I were abducted by aliens I would . . .
attempt to steal their technology.
It is so sad when....
...everyone blames you for their troubles
A boliugimioton is...
indescribable!
Marriage is a .....
a covenant, a long road , a soul mate, dark clouds, blinding beautiful light.
A gift given in secret is like....
...a silent oath of affection.
Marshmallows are to Looney Tunes as...
lol
...Mold is to Jell-O
Where is.....
my head?
Is there no more...
essence of bittermandel?
Nature's perfume is best enjoyed when....
...the rainforest is filled with after-raininess.
Doctor Who is...
high on bread.
All communists share this in common with the whelk, they are...
...absolutely nutters
It was the dead of night when...
Snoopy lost Woodstock.
Where's ....
Who? And why is he on first?
What's...
...in the oatmeal?
This evening you will...
...be gullible enough to believe a silly prediction.
Frisbees are...
wake up in the morning to discover it's already long past noon and the sun is yet to rise. This will scare you.
If music be the food of larvae...
....larvae be the future of us all.
What's that noise.....
..in the outhouse.
This pain in my shoulder never...
seems to bother me; after a good massage.
It seems i am the only one...
...who finds today's society sadly out of tune.
Lord, I'm so...
..excited, and I just can't hide it...I'm about to lose control, and I think I like it...
Jim Carrey's kidneys...
probably get a lot of action...
It was the dark of the moon on the fifth of June...
I was playing a tune on an old bassoon,
Inflating at it's end a red balloon,
Dressed in motley, I looked a buffoon,
As I danced a jig like a crazy loon,
And read aloud from Herberts, "Dune"
I think I'll run out of rhymes quite soon,
So I'll finish the poem (it ain't no Sassoon!)
Did you remember to pickle the...
onions and eggs for the Valentine's party?
O Romeo! Romeo! Wherefore art...
...squirrels so confoundedly CUTE???
The vast majority of rodents like to rollerskate in...