They exist, but it's called implants and plastic surgery.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightshade
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They exist, but it's called implants and plastic surgery.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightshade
Incredibly enough, I believe Olivia Hussey (the actress who plays Juliet in Zefirelli's Romeo and Juliet) actually has the measurements 36-24-36. The Commodores have got her number, that's for sure...
Oh, I'm sure there are women out there who naturally have those measurements. But not all that common, and why would they go with Star (isn't he over sixty?) unless he had a lot of money.
Given that he's retired, I don't see that happening--wait, does Hawaii have a lottery?
Olivia Hussey is my all time favorite actress. I love her beauty, her genteel manner and her intelligence.
I wonder at you there Starr, now you must take off your glasses. Are you the equivalent in beauty of these ladies you adore? or do you make up for it with money and are there a shortage of eligible guys in Hawaii that can at least sort of take care of their lady financially and socially, because Hawaii seems very social to me.
If these beautiful girls are your ideal why is it when you find them they never hang around much longer than the blink of an eye.
I am curious to know what attracts the ladies to you, if you don't mind me asking.
Ooh, I think we've hit the nail on the head. :nod: There are nice beautiful women out there, but for some reason the only beautiful women who go to Starr are the ones just looking for money. Which he must have, if he's in his 50's and already in retirement in Hawaii. No wonder Starr thinks all women are money-grubbing cheaters! It also explains why all the beautiful women he meets are high-maintenance: the only lovely women coming his way are the gold-diggers. They go to him for his money, and then to someone else for love.
Have I cracked the case? Poor Starr. You should give a woman your own age a try (which I assume you haven't, since you go for the 36-23-36's). There may be a sweet wonderful retirement partner pining away for you that you don't even know about.
I can tell you've never had a sexy girlfriend.Quote:
Originally Posted by RobinHood3000
What in the world are you blathering about? I never said a single word about money grubbers or gold diggers. No woman ever took me for money.Quote:
Originally Posted by emily655321
Earth to Emily! Come down and join the rest of us.
Then you need to get your eyes checked, old-timer, because my girlfriend is a STUNNER.
Rugged handsomeness, intelligence, wit, charm and I'm very good between the sheets.Quote:
Originally Posted by rachel
I guess that's why you have plastered her photo all over this forum.Quote:
Originally Posted by RobinHood3000
*Laughs derisively*
Noooo, I keep her photo to myself because I fear she'll be tracked down by lecherous old geezers with too much spare time on their hands. :p
Uh-huh. Are you sure other people can see this so-called girlfriend?Quote:
Originally Posted by RobinHood3000
Yes, but with guys like you on the loose, sometimes I'd rather that not be the case.
pufffffft :rolleyes:
Women, want men like Starr to have a reality check.
*also-
They should be forced to undergo surgery and live as visually unappealing females.
Your Ego is repulsive.
This thread is comedy gold.
EAP has posted in "General Chat" :eek:
Starr while those characteristics you name for attracting ladies to you are okay I note that there is nothing enduring, nothing noble and from the heart. I take it you enjoy women who live for nothing and contribute nothing of lasting value to humanity the same as you make yourself out to do. That is so superficial and sad and I can see why things would get stale rapidly and the girls move on. Not that they are any better than you if this be the case. To have lived one's life and deteriorate toward mankind instead of building it up and to leave that for one's legacy seems such a waste of a precious life. and I am in no way trying to be smart or unkind. I just believe there is so much more to you than any of that. for instance what if you were in a terrible accident and couldn't do any of that superficial stuff any longer what would you have to give that mattered to those same ladies. I am just wondering.
*Starrwriter checks reality and finds it consistent with his view of things*Quote:
Originally Posted by Outlander
Easy there, Dr. Mengele.Quote:
Originally Posted by Outlander
I guess that rules out a date between us, huh?Quote:
Originally Posted by Outlander
Rachel, you need to think less with your heart and more with your funny bone. You take everything I say far too seriously.Quote:
Originally Posted by rachel
Women like men who think with their heart. In case you wanted to try that sometime. Just to see how it works.Quote:
Originally Posted by starrwriter
Yeah, I know. I use to wear my heart on my sleeve until I found out it was easier for women to step on there. Now it's back behind my rib cage, right next to my gizzard where it belongs.Quote:
Originally Posted by emily655321
do humans have gizzards? I thought that was just chickens and worms...Quote:
Originally Posted by starrwriter
Worms -- good one. You're very sharp this morning, Papayahed (although you posted your dream in the WRONG thread.)Quote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
If you must know, I had a rooster gizzard implanted in me. It uses small stones to grind up the facts of daily life and arrive at the truth of things. This protects me from getting rasped by the Great Gizzard of Hen Opinions.
I think that it's the other way around....Quote:
Originally Posted by starrwriter
You know, if it was anyone else I'd probably have locked this topic by now, but methinks that our resident Curmudgeon enjoys the heat :lol:
At last a woman who understands me!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Logos
You know I think everyone chould ease up on star sure his opiniojns and lets face it taste do not reflect him or in fact were I an alien conducting a field study The whole of humanity in a good light, but everyone is intiled a lapse in some are me thinks, I like to go round in oversized mens shirtsodd socks and builders boots doesnt mean Im, a bad person.
And Im quite sure were anyone to attempt to rip out my ego and examine it theyd also find it quite repulisive.
:D
I think we should all have our quirks and opinions but we also have a responsibility to keep this forum a place that teachers and parents would be okay having their kids visit.
I guess when I first came on Mono and others like you gave this forum such a good and nurturing feeling.And now I don't know, it seems grey and soiled somehow. But that is just my opinion. I can always leave can't I? I mean if everyone else is okay with all this, and I don't mean just Starr's being feisty, that is challenging and fun, but other stuff, if everyone is okay with it and I am not then it is only fair and unselfish that I leave. Otherwise I am wrecking the fun for others.
Its not!...you're one of the best people around!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rachel
I have High Aspirations.Quote:
Originaly Posted by Starrwriter
Easy there, Dr. Mengele.
uh....Dude? Your not my type.Quote:
Originaly Posted by Starrwriter
I guess that rules out a date between us, huh?
But, now..we know why you have so many issues with women,
and why your compensating.
It's ok old man,
Keep writing about womanizing, and we may all soon forget about your forthcoming denial.
:nod:Quote:
Originally Posted by rachel
Very right!
Don't you dare leave.Quote:
Originally Posted by rachel
But in fairness to Star, he doesn't cross the line too much, he only taps his foot over it, as if he's checking the temperature of the ocean. Rachel is needed to make sure Star doesn't take full steps in and wade. Actually, to complete the metaphor, if unchecked I can see Star diving in wholeheartedly.
oh no! you cant leave!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by rachel
Youre one of the lovliest people here! and Yes I know what you mean and yes we have that responsibility but what I think is give people enough rope and if they are stupid enough to use it well
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/sad/533.gif
But while I’m on it yes sometimes Star you do go to far as far as I’m concerned but its not my place to tell you off.
And please people this has become the most miserable thread in the forum when it was all nice and happy before can we all just call a truce?
No more muck throwing on either side, ok?
And sorry for sticking my oar in and if you want to take me up on it PM me I’m not coming back to this thread in future....
Stamps out and slams proverbial, metaphorical and imaginary door.
This Forum is aimed for all age groups and people from all walks of life; we all work hard to provide a welcoming atmosphere for all. However, it is hard to offer a tailor-made Forum satisfying individual needs and expectations of every single one of us... which is why we have the option to ignore certain thread and/or members if they disagrees with your tastes in anyway.
I don't think we should single out individuals or make them scapegoats for certain situations that arise as a result of contributions of all. If anyone feels personally targetted or offended by another member's post(s), they do know that there is a facility to report such posts to the Moderators and the Admin.
Rachel, Don't leave. Look! If you don't like certain threads, you can ignore them. In life, in several places we have to disagree with each other but it does not mean that we should leave. Its just life. Don't take on heart what people says.
Now, now, man don't be angry and keep on posting. Many of us wants you to stay and share your wisdom with us. I have learned a lot of things from you.
I was obviously being facetious and it went right over his pointy little head.Quote:
Originally Posted by Outlander
Maybe it's time for everybody to read Ye Olde Forum Rules again, you know, that linky poo in my sig that's covered in dead nanobyte dust right now ;)
I agree with Nightshade and Virgil--PLEASE STAY, RACHEL!