how old are you Tal, nineteen going on fifty? you know so much about..........almost everthing. and you are handsome!!!!!!
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how old are you Tal, nineteen going on fifty? you know so much about..........almost everthing. and you are handsome!!!!!!
If this is true, then why did God give wings to penguins yet cruelly deny them the gift of flight?Quote:
Originally Posted by Taliesin
To test them - to see whether they are worthy of being an angel of peace. They are, like, on probation.
So Antarctica is the penguins' purgatory? I always thought of penguins as fallen creatures, having committed some horrible crime against God and nature, and their wings were the albatross around their neck, so to speak.
i never once thought a thing about penguins except they are really cute, wierd in habits and look like little men all dressed up in tuxedos on their way to the Oscars. I had no idea there is this whole purgatory, testing sort of thing. Ihave to get out more.
There's not a day that goes by in which I don't think about the penguins: those beautiful but fallen angels, beating in the void their luminous wings in vain . . .
Aw, but they aren't wings. They're flippers. They use them to swim, and quite well, too. :)
poor poor Basil,Quote:
Originally Posted by Basil
not even ONE day without thinking such a sad thought......about penquins.
You really need to get out more. Watch some humans trying to use their limbs looking rather wierd.
That's why I come here.Quote:
Originally Posted by rachel
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Originally Posted by Basil
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!(takes breath) hahahahahahahah!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Man Basil, you are THE funniest guy, honestly who is like you in this whole world?
I agree. And that avatar just sets the tone.
:blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:
yikes penguins!!
Penguins???
Okay i love the muppets ... but penguins seem to be loseing ... and i like them too because they remind me of my sister.
Has anyone, now we're on the topic watched the documentary, "March of the Penguins"? i had no idea that the mere existance of penguins was such a miracle, because after watching it you have to be surprised how penguins can possibly continue to exist! i have yet to make up my mind about them... i can't decide what sort of a character they are...
Did you know seals eat penguins?
I saw that when it first came out. I hadn't realized just how difficult it was for them, but it makes sense, seeing what a harsh climate it is. Poor little penguins. I thought it was a somewhat too-realistic nature film to be geared at children, though. Lots of death and misery. At one point where they show two penguins mating, there's a close-up of their faces, and the female looks shorter because she's on the ground, and a little kid behind me asked his/her mother, "Is that the baby?" :lol: I was glad I didn't have to be the one to answer that question.
Have the The LitNeT Daily Town crier employees gone on strike or has the crier gone out of business? :)
The crier is gone for 2 weeks, and when the cat's away.......the mice will play.
OH really??
Well we are back in force
:D:D::D:D:D:D:D:D
see- :lol:
Unfortunatlywe seem to have lost grasp of exactly whats been happening so witgh out further ado.
THE CRIER OPENS ITS DOOR TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC
The crier is looking for someone to write a short! to the point waflling summary of what has happened since the 1st of feb.
Any may join [please post enteries here.
Please not howevr that free reign on panic alerts and end of the world distasters is the editors' thiung
:D
Papayaheds job is taking her away from the forum for to long of a time - she is having withdrawl sysmptoms - an uncontrollable twitching on the index fingers (she's the fastest hunter/pecker in all the praire states), and seeing everything in shades of orange.
Nght has also been suffering these syptoms. but I think Im recovering now:D:D
Yay, Nighshade is back. You were missed. We all tried to hand out smiles in lieu of you but were unsuccessful. There is only one lady of the smiles. Welcome back. ;) :nod:Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightshade
It's been too long, Night! How you feelin':p?
GRrrrrrrrrrrreat I back arent I and all the :sick: is being to leave my system andbest of all in Real life I get to dress up tommorow in lieu of thursday for World book day. And me being a bouncy milie I just cant help myself I have a feeling that I am definetly enjoying this week!:D:D:D:banana:
:lol:
Jay has been added to the list of Moderators. So LitNeT Town crier offer her congratulations and a small gift. :banana:
http://www.australiaflowers.com/ff/ro/44-250.jpg
I hope dear Jay that you will like this gift and you will be a little lenient to all of us. :p
Another good news is that we are going to have Writing Competitions in the forum. :banana:
Congrats Jay! just remember that with great power comes great responsibilty. Don't go and abuse your new found authority and put us all in a little box. :p
Jay is a mod...uh oh... :D
I'll pretend I didn't see that comment, dear Stan, or I'd be forced to... remove your rebreather! :D
Thanks, Pensive, hope you're not trying to bribe me already ;)
AimusSage, been watching Spiderman recently? ;) Thank you :)
Congratulations, Jay! :banana: Perhaps I should take this to the "Celebrations" thread.
The crier would like to announce taking on a deputy crier Pensive- her wings should give her the extra mobility for spreading the word.
Thanks Night for this honour. I will try to gather as many news as possible. *determined smile*
Rachel has gone but we expect from her to come back as soon as possible.
Book Forum Club is reading The Sound And The Fury by Faulkner. Happy Reading to all those members who are reading it. :D
I will come back with more hot, bitterl sour and sweet news soon. :banana:
New Record: 1031 users online a few days ago. I can't wait to see 2000 users online now.
Catch up with all that you have missed through your beloved LitNet Town Crier!
This week the crier help a cermony to welcome its newest Brain. Pensive has been appointed Head Deputy Editor General Winged Reporter Assistant Crier (HDEGWRAC).
On this most momentus of occasons the Editor was heard to say" We are hoping she will drag the Crier out of ists present obscurity and into the eyes and heart of every member... We belive that Pensive is just the person required to do this."
This reporter has heard that she comes full of new ideas and an optimism that will hopefyully put the soul back into the crier and cause more regular publishings.
When asked to comment she said
"hdegwrac? what does it stand for, first tell me this"
When this was explained to her she said well we will let her speak fo herself.
It is an honour for me to be HDEGWRAC for LitNet Town Crier. :D
I think that this position will be really fun. Now, we have made some changes in it. I will like to write them.
[B]~ Those of you, who are interested in writing something for LitNet Town Crier, are absolutely welcome and we (Night and I) will be extremely thankful to all of you. These contributions can be in form of jokes, tongue twisters, interesting articles, etc.
~ You can not directly post your contributions to LitNet Town Crier. You will have to PM/Email them to me or Night
~ You can write your comments about these changes in this thread but you can not post your contributions here.
~ Please, please send your contributions via Email or PM to me or Night. We will be very thankful.
~ We will appreciate this help and all the contributer's names will certainly be mentioned.
~ I hope that it will be fun and we will read many interesting things from our beloved LitNet Town Crier.
~ Note that all the contributions will appear on Saturday. :D
Those who want to contribute, please PM me.
Thank you very much.
See she brings in the reforms already! Everyone give a hand for Pensive 1st HDEGWRAC.
PLease dont email mee it doesnt work (PMs are always good) You can howvere post your letters to the editor or WRAC here yourself. :D
Congratulations to Pensive! All hail the new Head Deputy Editor General Winged Reporter Assistant Crier! :D :banana:
Thanks, emily. You can contribute any jokes you know as well. I know that you are good with jokes.
The ninja penguins, you say, never heard of them you think, Penguins yes, Ninjas yes Ninja penguins no. Well we are here to tell you different for months now this editor and dedicated Crier herself went undercover in the dreaded Penguin Pitts to discover the truth and what she found was beyond even her worst nightmares.
It seems what we once believed were 2 separate evils are really just to tentacles of a a sprawling multifaceted multi-tentacled evil cult with a dalek like philosophy towards all peaceful Crier loving forum members especially those so fond of their “itty bitty tissue box pirate galleys” , members of the dastardly Stan and the Amazon Queen are right in believing that this denouncing remark was made of them.
SO I ask you the reader to take extra precautions when roaming the network. Make sure you always surf in twos, Never wander off into a deserted sub forum or indeed thread with a suspiciously suppressed Id or worse a shift Guest and don’t forget to wrap up warm in case of the chills and above all do not let your mind be swayed by the mind controllers who are actively recruiting.
We also suggest attaching yourself to a stickyd thread where possible this is belved to help protect you as the stickyness is transferred to you and makes you thus harder to “lose” or get snatched
But what of the Vikings? What of them? These puinguins are just misunderstood I tell you! But the Vikings, what of them?