Originally Posted by
AuntShecky
....I saw a creature I'd never seen before. It was extremely fat, between 2 and 3 feet long, and covered from snout to tail with gray fur, with a few black and white markings...I went online to look up "badgers" and the photos depicting that mammal looked exactly like the creature I'd seen early this morning, but various websites insist that badgers are found in the Mid- and far-west of the U.S., and not in my state.
On both occasions, I didn't have a camera. Both times, I was completely sober...