If I were a ______, what would you be?

Flying dangermouse.

If I was a dangerous cult, what would you be?

A sacrifice!

If I were a tie, what would you be?

neck? :p

If I were a dracula what would you be?

Van Helsing.

If I were a weeping willow, what would you be?

The girl sitting under it.

If I were a stuffed animal, what would you be?

Stuffed animal like a toy? If so, I'd be the playful toddler to play with it :p

If I were the countryside, what would you be?

Walking all over you.

If I were a meteor, what would you be?

Superman.

I were Superman, what would you be?

Not Lois Lane! :p http://smiles.kolobok.us/standart/mosking.gif

If I were a hobgoblin, what would you be?

Wary.

If I were a pub, what would you be?

The Bartender(do they even have those there?)

If I were a stormy environment, what would you be?

A shelter for a lonely traveler.

If I were a song, what would you be?

The violin.

If I were a 12-string guitar, what would you be?

a song.

If I were a song what would you be? :D

A swaying head.

If I were God, what would you be?