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Oh my God, these are all great.
My dad has just moved into a new house, and my sister and I had bunk beds. Anywho, the bathroom and our bedroom and our brothers bedroom were all on the same floor. I came out of the bathroom late one night and stood at the door to our bedroom, looking in, going 'OH my God, where did the bunkbeds go??? Where is Jessy? Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God! Okay... it's okay... maybe they just changed it around a bit during the day... oh my God, TIME WARP! It's okay..' I looked back at the bathroom to make sure it was still there so I could backtrack if I had stumbled upon some alternate reality, but then realized... I was standing at the wrong door, looking into my brother's room. XD
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It was simple: I was invoking the intermediate value theorem, and forgot to establish continuity. Oh, silly me.
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[QUOTE=Niamh;609148]I am very absentminded. I do so many really stupid things!
Ever put the butter into the dishwasher? i have. do it all the time. The milk sometimes almost ends up in the crockery press.
I am glad I am not alone. I have found cleaning products in the fridge and all sorts of things everywhere else. I am really absentminded most of the time. Sometimes I find myself walking into a room and I have no idea what I am doing there:lol:
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Went to pick my two kids from school, left one in his class and did not realize that I had only one in the car till long after reaching home!!! (how the school administrator was laughing when I went back to get him out of the school office where he was kept as classrooms were closed and teachers had gone! She is my next door neighbour now and we still laugh talking about that day!)
Once found myself going 'upstairs' on a descending escalator at Heathrow Airport (of course I was not making any progress but you should have seen the onlookers and their amusement and my embarrassment!)
Bought a new car and a new house back in 2004. All the stuff was boxed and piled up downstairs and as I went out for school run, it started raining. I jumped in the car hoping that rain water would not get in the car, left the front door wide open (yes in London, the burglary capital of Europe). Luckily the house was neither burgled nor flooded when I returned after more than an hour. You could see my laptop and iMac just sitting across from the street. My local thieves must be very unlucky!
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Maybe it's time to revive this old thread? I just heard a new one from a coworker:
Just like yours truly he uses a bike to get himself to work, and he is every bit as absent minded as I am. There is one difference, though: He drops one of his kids off at the kindergarten every morning... Well, almost every morning. :lol: One day apporoaching the plant and already with his mind set on some project here at work, he suddenly heard a tiny voice behind him:
- Um.. Daddy, why are we going this way to the kindergarten today? :confused:
He made a U-turn back to the kindergarten, dropped his heir off and arrived rather later than usual... :rolleyes:
/Claes
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:lol:
I discovered I had shelved my mising jeans on the books shelf and my book was in my jeans draw :rolleyes:
