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amuse was promptly killed today when foolonthehill discovered that the web site amuse sent him was written by someone who thinks that 10^9^8^7^6^5^4^3^2^1^0 is bigger than a googleplex or however you spell it...
i would like to point to the ^0 and laugh.
anyways... amuse was killed when the world came crashing down around him.... Nevada fell on his spleen, and caused massive internal injuries
lol!
and mean nevada! roflimthefoolonthehill was killed by a amazonion renunciate from thendara house (marion zimmer bradley) who remembered that amuse was female...Quote:
Originally Posted by imthefoolonthehill
Amuse was clubbed to death in a back alley by Azmuse, who was insanely jealous of the popularity of Amuse--popularity which Azmuse felt rightfully belonged to her . . .
Basil was attacked by a Fat Boy Slim fanatic when they told him that Fat Boy Slim's career was dead....
The Literature Network collaborators regret to inform you of forum member, Bongitybongbong's, death. Citizens of his home town, LongityLongLong Island, discovered his body on a closed avenue, beaten with imprints on his body resembling the crude knuckles of the man formerly featured on Bongitybongbong's avatar. The infamous photographer on his avatar doctors diagnosed with use-random-advertisement-with-my-picture-and-I-will-beat-you-to-death disorder - a newly discovered chronic disease.
Bongitybongbong's avatar shall remain the same out of respect for the former member. He will be missed.
Mono went on a very important expedition to discover the lost city of Atlantis. However, the KPB (Keep the Public Blind) Organization put an end to her untimely discovery. Before she was able to announce her discovery publicly, the KPB placed her into a time vortex. Unfortunately, there was something wrong with the machine, causing Mono to slid between two universe portals. Her body was separated in the process.
The government denies any knowledge about the mysterious disappearance of forum member Molko, following the outing of KPB. The supposedly men in black seen near Molkos house were actually fellow Placebo fans.
Qoute from agent Smith at the scene "There is nothing to see here. Please circulate"
The Literature Network Post expresses sorrow to inform of the untimely death of one of its prized members, Isagel. While craving to see the film Hotel Rwanda since it appeared in theaters, she meanwhile entered a contest to win a paid vacation to an exotic hotel in Rwanda, which, with luck, she won. Due to intense wind storms during her flight over Central Africa, however, the plane had to make an emergency landing in the Congo, where the pilot soon lost contact with the airport headquarters. No one has heard from the party since, but all authorities assume them deceased, much of the Congo being infested with malaria and occasional cases of ebola.
She will be missed.
A plague spreads through the threads at online literature. Traces of mysterious viruses claimed the life of forum member Mono. I´t is still uncertain where he might have contracted this, but it seems likely it is spread by discussing eternal beauty in the poetry section, but might have spread so far as the Who said? forum. Members are warned to stay away from any posts regarding Keats.
Any grouphugging during the mourning ceremony is severly discouraged.
As a tribute to the memory of Mono we ask that you read his thread regarding "D.H. Lawrence: a Word about Poetry" , according to his last expressed wish.
The lights are dimmed on broadway this evening for the passing of Isagel, the mean eyed cat.
While rehearsing for the revamped stage show "CATS II: Where's my flea collar?", it is reported that a rabid, wild-eyed member of Online Literature (Isagels favorite site) came storming into the building demanding a group hug. Isagel realized the danger and quickly ran from the building. The member followed and a hug was shared, mission accomplised - the rare, newly discovered disease was passed. It was reported that a few hours later the authorities had cornered the two members in a vacant building near the theatre district, the pair vowed to fight until the end. One last Meow was heard shortly after midnight.
The United Television Committee regrets to inform you of the untimely death of online literature member, papayahed. While the public showing of the classic cartoon Peanuts has sadly decreased, friends spotted papayahed purchasing and renting every video-tape and DVD available, claiming she would set fictional character, Charlie Brown, free from his "sighs" and sad confidence. While attempting to join Charlie Brown, Linus, Snoopy, Peppermint Patty, Pigpen, Lucy, and Schroeder literally inside the television, papayahed experienced extreme electrocution. Family rushed her to the hospital where doctors could do little, and she later died. Her last spoken words: "Good grief."
A solemn memorial was held last night for Mono, a forum member who had made it his life's passion to capture Thor, the mythological God of Lightning on film. While rapidly snapping photos during a storm in West Virginia, he was hit by a lightning bolt and instantly incinerated. Family members and friends were horrified to find out that the only remnants found at the scene were six pieces of implant grade surgical steel body jewelry.
We are very sorry to report today the murder of one of the loveliest creatures to grace this planet. Having survived the treachery of her family, scorn of her lover, and seemingly insurmoutable trials of her mother-in-law, Psyche was about to be happily reunited with her husband and forever removed to the Olympian world. Sadly, the night before her deification ceremony, Psyche was found stabbed to death outside her childhood home. No murdur weapon has been found. Psyche's sisters could not be questioned at the time, having reported to the hospital for severe frostbite of the fingers.
We are sorry to report the untimely demise of Forum Member Snukes. It is believed that she fell asleep under a giant aubergine tree yesterday afternoon and could not escape when one of the aubergines fell down.
...they came...from .... behind... the fairies... I couldn't save her.