Litnet Crushes

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Originally Posted by ShoutGrace

But I will work to level the playing field (admittedly in vain) whereas those puff brains that thevintagepiper was talking about were only about quick gains.

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They aren't puff brains! They're just....extremely charming annoyances! I haven't been able to concentrate on anything for confusion.

As for a forum crush, I obviously have too many in real life to even think about it :p [maybe]

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Originally Posted by ShoutGrace

No, no, no! A crush isn't the same as undying devotion, don't forget that! :bawling: :bawling:

In addition, while it can be determined that Kathy's avatar is more attractive than your avatar, it actually doesn't bear any aesthetic comparision to the real life you! You are far more sense and rational thought inhibiting. And that isn't some unfounded argument stemming from my wild enthrallment of you; there are specific evidences all over this forum!! (well, I think almost entirely in the General Chat section, actually.)



Okay, allright, I get it, lets all have a laugh because the tables have turned. :D But look, here's the difference: It's obvious that you, my dear subterranean, are too good for me - I'm fine with that. But I will work to level the playing field (admittedly in vain) whereas those puff brains that thevintagepiper was talking about were only about quick gains.





This still leaves the question of your current forum crush unnattended to! :banana:

There is still hope for me. :nod:



See, this is were subterranean needs to refocus her time frame a little bit, I believe. This little hiccup doesn't compare to the vast body of evidence which bespeaks my utter infatuation with, and affection to, her.

Evidence #1 (posts 3384 through 3433 please).


Evidence #2 (posts 228 through 279 please).


If it please the court, I would also request that it be noted that these evidences partly illuminate the reasons why I am on "Pam" thread restrictions.

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Would you like to go swimming this weekend?
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hi everyone. just been reading all your posts. this was such a good idea. all your posts made laf. but..focus people, we are here to talk about literature, not the opposite or same (just so no one accuses me of some phobia!) sex.
someone on this thread said-apologies, cant remeber who said it-that any guy who pretty much reads as much as me is hot...so damn true!!! but so rare to find! especaily this day and age, its just so not 'cool', whatever that means! in my books, its cool. i once saw a guy on the bus stop reading Pride and Prejudice and i was 'perving' and 'oozing' on him all through the bus journey...mind you he was a complete and utter 'babe' so he woldnt have needed the book, but it was a bonus.
well done everyone, keep up the crushes (lol).
happy crushing... (?)

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Originally Posted by optimisticnad

i once saw a guy on the bus stop reading Pride and Prejudice and i was 'perving' and 'oozing' on him all through the bus journey...mind you he was a complete and utter 'babe' so he woldnt have needed the book, but it was a bonus.

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Poor guy, all he ever wanted was to read his book :p ;)

ha ha ha. look dont get jealous, your still on my list, albiet going down and down...lol.
And i did have doubts-he was such a 'babe; so maybe he thought if i carry a book with me-adds a sensitive wing to him, lure in more girls and increase his chances of a friday date. he could have had some porno book inside!

you didn't check to see if he knew what the book was about?

no, didnt approach him. partly because he sat at the front of the bus and I at the back and could hardly shout over the bus and say: 'So do you think Austen is being ironic and how stereotypical is Lizzie and Darcy?' Oooh, what if he turned out to know more than me? You see im a right arrogant little thing, which reminds me-you wrote hobbit after one of my words in the word assocaition game, thought u were taking a dig at me as I am petite-as you already know because of all the cameras. and i cant sleep night cos of al the racket coming from your palace. what on earth is going on?!

Smelly dropped in yesterday, thought he could pull me. I think the garlic smell won me over...:-)

That's pretty impresive from the guy, considering he's chained to the basement. Are you sure you weren't sleepwalking? I was also wondering what all the racket in the basement was about.

And why on earth didn't you shout out at the guy? If you wanted to know, you could have figured it out.

No, the hobbit wasn't a dig at you, I didn't know you are petite, but I do now. :D

ah, so really it was you disguised as him thinking since shes turned me, the King, down, a common peasant might impress her. which you did. so y couldnt you do it the other time when you came just as yourself?

oh im very petite but dont let that intimidate you...

p.s why have you chained Smelly to the basment? Cant stand the competition can you? :lol:

No, he's agoraphobic, and also prone to sleepwalking, so it's for his own protection. who knows what'll happen when he sleepwalks into your huge castle and wakes up! :D:D

wakes up next to me???

wow! digression . . . :D

anyways, this thread seems like a really cool idea! though i agree with optimisticnad and kathy that any guy with a book . . . correction, any HOT guy with a book . . :) or any guy who can go two seconds without mentioning a video game. that's a plus. except those would probably go for half the people on this forum . . .

awww/ spot on mir. you failed to specifically mention the person you got a crush on, has to be on this forum. you never know, he might read it and you might make his day!

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Originally Posted by optimisticnad

wakes up next to me???

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It's a good thing he's undead already, the poor guy, he couldn't cope with waking up in the wrong bed. I think he might just go all mental on you. :lol:

oh ha ha. you didnt seem to mind at all....in fact you said to me, if i remember correctly, 'beats having to wake up to a dummy, ever tried hugging one? Awful i tell you!'