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Smithers: People like dogs, Mr. Burns.
Burns: Nonsense, dogs are idiots. Think about it Smithers, if I came into your room and started sniffing at your crotch and started slobbering all over you. What would you say?
Smithers: Umm...if you did it sir?
Otto: Fasten your seat belts, little dudes.
Lisa: We don't have seat belts.
Otto: Uh, well...just try to go limp.
Otto trying to get his licence to drive the bus:
Patty: When you do good, I use the green pen. When you do bad, I use the red pen. Any questions?
Otto: Yeah, one. Have you always been a chick? I mean I don't want to offend you, but you were born a man, weren't you? You can tell me; I'm open-minded.
Patty: (dropping the green pen) We won't be needing this.
LOL classic!!!Quote:
Originally posted by verybaddmom
wait, here's another of my fave's:
When Homer takes the family to a sushi restaurant, eats a blowfish and finds out he's going to die in 24 hours:
Dr. Hibbert: Now, a little death anxiety is normal. You can expect to go through five stages. The first is denial.
Homer: No way! Because I'm not dying!
Dr. Hibbert: The second is anger.
Homer: Why you little!
Dr. Hibbert: After that comes fear.
Homer: What's after fear? What's after fear?
Dr. Hibbert: Bargaining.
Homer: Doc, you gotta get me out of this! I'll make it worth your while!
Dr. Hibbert: Finally, acceptance.
Homer: Well, we all gotta go sometime.
Dr. Hibbert: Mr. Simpson, your progress astounds me.
hehehe...go Homer
And I didnt remember there was a Max Power song...damn!
Why can't I come out wiht other favourites of mine... :( I saw a nice one today but I forgot it...but it wasnt a great episode anyway...
i use the fact that i have a twelve year old son as my excuse for knowing all this simpons trivia (we even own the board game and the simpons jeopardy) but really, i watch the show cause i love it. so i just dont argue when he puts it on tv...works out well, i can still pretend to be an adult...most of the time!
This one was on last night, when they get the pool...
*montage of Simpson family constructing their pool*
*stand back to survey their work....wide shot of a huge metal barn*
HOMER: Okay, everybody in the pool!
UNKNOWN AMISH GUY: Aye, 'tis a fine barn, to be sure. But sure 'tis no pool, English.
LISA: Bart, I'm here for you, but I'm not going to break into someone's house!
BART: Okay, well forget that. Why don't I read to you from my play?
LISA: Okay.
BART (reading): "Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Hel-ga? Is it Saint Swivens Day already?"
....."'Tis," replied Aunt Helll-ga...
LISA: All right! I'm going, I'm going!
Millhouse: "Bart, I don't want you to see me cry."
Bart: "Oh come on, I've seen you cry a million times. You cry when you scrape your knee, you cry when they're out of chocolate milk, you cry when you're doing long division and you have a remainder left over."
MARGE: But you'd be making people happy...
HOMER: Ooh! Look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy land, in a gumdrop house on lollypop lane!
*leaves and slams the door*
*returns*
HOMER: And by the way, I was being sarcastic.
*slams door again*
MARGE: Well, duh.
do those things exist??? Great!!!Quote:
Originally posted by verybaddmom
[B]i use the fact that i have a twelve year old son as my excuse for knowing all this simpons trivia (we even own the board game and the simpons jeopardy)
Hey i remember and love all of your quotes... I remembered one, but it'll be hard to explain cos I dont remember the episode and cos of the translation thing...let's try anyway:
Someone is chasing...uh, I think it's Rainer Wolfcastle aka Mc Bain or something...and they tell him 'Hey, you have your sholace undone!'
He bends down...stares...the daily sky turns into nigh to show the passing of time...and he says 'After an accurate analysis, I'd say these shoes have no shoelaces*...' :D:D:D
(*I dont know the word for 'shoe with no lace' in English ;))
oh oh oh from the episode whne homer makes illegal beer cos of protetionism (which appears to be the favourite episode of most of my brother's schoolmates):
Homer going out hiding beer in bowling balls
Marge: What are you doing???
Homer, looking like 'd'oh you caught me and i'll confess': Marge, I can't lie to you... See ya later! *goes away*
Maybe from the same episode:
Homer: I'm going, if I don't come back avenge my death
Bart: if he not back avenge death
(or maybe they were both going out...bah, I dont remember :()
LOL I remember that. :D I believe the line is:Quote:
Originally posted by Koa
(*I dont know the word for 'shoe with no lace' in English ;))
"On closer inspection, I am wearing loafers."
Oh great thanks! All have in mind is my brother's impression, saying: "Dopo un'accurata analisi, direi che questi sono mocassini" :D:D:D
Oh -- monorail episode! Some great one-ish-liners...
MARGE: Homer, there's a man who thinks he can help you!
HOMER: Batman??
MARGE: No, a scientist.
HOMER: Batman's a scientist.
MARGE: It's not Batman!
*Marge opens the control closet on the monorail*
MARGE: There's a family of possums living in here!
HOMER: I call the big one Bitey.
(LOL when Arlo was little he would get overstimulated when he played, and his eyes would go completely black and he'd latch onto your arm with his teeth. We called it his alterego, Bitey. :D)
HOMER: Do you want to change your name to Homer Jr.? The kids can call you Ho-Ju.
*long pause*
BART: I'll get back to you on that.
Superintendant Chamers:
"Religion has no place in public schools the way facts have no place in organized religion."
Bart: What religion are you?
Homer: You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work out in real life. Uh... Christianity.
Moe: the fat dumb and bald guy sure plays some mean hardball!
(when homer steals the Who concert from Olde Springfield)