That's a wive's tale!Quote:
Originally Posted by SummerSolstice
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That's a wive's tale!Quote:
Originally Posted by SummerSolstice
No, it's a ninja's tale. And ninjas are always right. Ninjas are 1337.
...I can't believe nobody has brought up realultimatepower.com... don't tell me we're all pretending to be too mature.
Sure he did!Quote:
Originally Posted by Admin
'Kay fine. I read the thread but I missed that. It happens. Nyah. *sticks out tongue*
Better yet... *goes ninja and flips out and assassinates J-B*
You can't assassinate a pirate. Many of us are dead already anyway.
*Strikes out with wooden leg, catching puny ninja sword in midswing, and sends Summer back to the Equinox*
Ninjas can assassinate anything. Ninjas can assassinate rocks if they want to.
Who couldn't assassinate a rock? Unlike rocks, Pirates have mateys. Besides, you know what I heard? I heard that Ninjas are afraid of water. Pirates live on the high seas, my delusionary friend.
pirates are drunk and feel no pain, arrrrgh!
Fifteen men on the dead man's chest--
...Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done for the rest--
...Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!"
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Ughh the violence *presses scented hanky to face*
( I know there is a smilie that faints somewhere but I cant find here:rolleyes: )
Ah, the violence... reminds me of a certain hill :D
Who can't assasinate rocks? They just sit there. *crush*Quote:
Originally Posted by SummerSolstice
A pirate would take that rock and use it to bash somebody elses head, and then use it again to play pirate bowling with on their ship.
Yyarrrr!
And here I thought they would just use the newly acquired noggin for that purpose... silly me....
It's a little known fact that there are two distinct variations on bowling in which pirates like to engage: One with rocks formerly used for noggin bashing, and the other with noggins (preferably ninja noggins).
Ninja noggins are best, since you have no second thoughts about ramming them against the pins, whereas a rock you could use for a doorstop or something else useful.... like more ninja bashing!