You have to ask a question Janine. Otherwise the next person has nothing to respond to.Quote:
Originally Posted by Janine
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You have to ask a question Janine. Otherwise the next person has nothing to respond to.Quote:
Originally Posted by Janine
Like me!
Question:
Why are bananas curved in shape?
So that monkeys can use it as a boom-a-rang.
Why do tears flow when you cry?
Because they can't flow through your nose! :sick:
Why does a thousand have three 0's?
Because four 0's would be too many.
Why do guitars have strings?
Does it have to be twigs?
Why do we have arms? :p
Hello Uncle Virg!
Well, some of us have two arms and some have only one. :lol: Poor Lainy.
Hi Lainy. Is it Christmas Eve at your place now?
Why do snakes have poison?
sorry forgot the question....I am really with it tonight!
Why do people say "yes" when they want to say "not"?
Heck, I messed it all up...went away from puter and came back and did not realise there was another page ...sorry....... will do it right in next post.....
To bite themselves.
Why do people make fun of the president?
He he, predictably (for me), i just managed to lose my retainer. :p My Hannukah present is going to be a new one! :sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by Laindessiel
Because it's rather inconvenient to try picking things up with an extra pair of legs! :D
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they ALL drown??
Aah!! That was for Lain! Geez, you people post fast. :p
Anyhoo, because it's so very easy!! :D
and see question above.
Oh poor me...:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Virgil
Yes! It is December 24th, 12:17 P.M. already.
Because they don't drink too much water so the poison is not diluted. :sick:Quote:
Why do snakes have poison?
Why is it that the word gnome has a "G" as its first letter?
no, some dive under the drowned one
Why do some cats grow so old?
Yeah. Faster than Clark's speerdinh bullet? Look at mine.