King of the hill

Aimus has the hill.

After taking my anti radiation meds, I slip some laxative into Aimus's drink and while he's... otherwise occupied :p...

I have the hill! :p

Jay has the hill

After my neccesary stop at the local diner, I use the public phone to call construction workers to build a concrete dome over the hill, trapping jay inside.

I stand on top of the concrete! :p

I have the hill. :D

Aimus has the hill (and the concrete dome on it)

Talking about construction workers, I call another group, demolish the dome (while hiding from the rubble of course), watch Aimus getting burried in it, grin and cooly say:

I have the hill! :p

Jay has the hill

Unfortunately for her, my home made anti rad meds I took didn't work very well, I have mutated into a supernaturally strong hobbit and easily break free of the rubble. I then proceed to pick up jay and throw her as far away as I can. :p

I have the hill! :D

Aimus has the hill.

But, unfortunately, he can't throw that far away, I get off the ground, straighten my clothes, look up... I mean, down :p at Aimus, pour water on him and he... yes, melts :p

My hill! :D

Jay has the hill

After going throught down the drain, I quickly recompose due to mass water absorption, and move back to the hill, I use the absorbed water to create a focussed blast of water with which I blast Jay of the hill :p

I have the hill :D

Aimus has the hill.

I bring Scarlett Johansson over. She's so hot, Aimus vaporizes and drifts away as a cloud.

My hill!

Beer good has the hill.

I drink him under the table,

My hill! :p

I walk into the room. It is immediately clear - my hill.

Bandini has the hill.

The room's been clear because it's gassed, silly. Didn't ya smell the almonds? :p

My hill! :p

Jay has the hill

I use my pocketknife to cut a few trees on the side and use them to ram her off the hill. :p

I have the hill :D

Aimus has the hill.

I point at Eva. She is waving at him and he runs to her...

MY HILL!!!

Hmm, me slow :p

Elizabeth has the hill.

I say I saw Robin just round the corner, Elizabeth runs away,

My Hill! :angel:

using the same weapons, wouldn't want to look cowardly, now would I? ;)

Jay has the hill.

I build a bigger hill right next to it. Jay decides that one looks better.

My hill!

Beer good has the hill :p

I have the nicer, bigger hill moved on top of the old one... while beer good is still there, poor beer good gets burried under a very big hill!

My hill! :p