What Do Women Want?

So, I've been reading this topic and I thought I'd post a more serious answer than my other one.

The majority of both genders really dont know what they want. They have too many preconceptions of what relationships should be like from watching tv/movies etc, to see beyond all that and realise that there is no such thing as the perfect match.In my opinion it is this that makes relationships and life in general interesting.

So many women date complete jerks and then complain about them, or try to change them. When in actual fact the dumbass really needs a good smack upside of the head and told where to go. On a similar note we men often go for brain dead bimbos (eg Michelle Pfeifer to use the earlier example) and then spend the majority of time joking about how stupid they are.

A friend of mine once compared women to apples. The basic premise of his idea was that instead of climbing the tree to get the apples/women that are further to reach we settle to go for the "easier" women/apples which do not take as much effort to get. This makes the other apples/women feel that something is wrong with them which isnt the case, most men just arent willing to put in the extra effort to climb the tree. This probably covers both men and women however.

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Originally Posted by Koa

I've concluded that my destiny is to be single.

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Pardon me for stating the obvious, but no one who is 23 knows his destiny is to be single. Life is a long journey and the possibility of hot monkey love awaits around every corner.

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Originally Posted by rachel

hey starr, ever thought of a night time job as a stand up comedian. you're the best

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I always try to leave 'em laughing so they don't throw beer bottles at me the next time.

All these ape references are driving me bananas :banana:

[QUOTE=starrwriter]What do women want?



Chaucer wasn't the first. The question is even older. 'what women want' is a quote from arthurian tales when some poor knight had to find out the hard way.

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Originally Posted by starrwriter

Or honest, which amounts to the same thing in many cases.

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hehe, this reminds me of the cartoon where the normal looking chick is looking in the mirror and she shes an ugly hag, the next frame shows a balding, pudgy guy looking in the mirror and he sees a fit handsome man.

those dancing bananas make me want to scream, scream i tell you. Logos since your very moniker(i don't even really know what that means, it just sounded intelligent)denotes wisdom why are we not hearing your expert, in depth earth shaking dissertation on what is man , what is woman and what in fact do we want? I am waiting breathlessly to see shafts of light penetrating my thought when you speak.
so speak already, please and thank you. and from your heart.
starr, you more and more remind me of oh i don't know shall we say, a gangsta, albeit a nice one. I saw your picture, and i noticed the glasses, dark ones covering the eyes so we can't get a real handle on what those eyes, that face is saying. And only nice gangstas would go watch frankie and johnny on a saturday matinee special and sit in sticky seats thinking how freudian the picture is and how we women are total sterotypes, every last one of us. And what about that hooker in Central park, was she arguing with you about the movie as well. have you no mercy. i'll be you're an instant party crasher-even with girl pigeons.

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Originally Posted by starrwriter

Pardon me for stating the obvious, but no one who is 23 knows his destiny is to be single. Life is a long journey and the possibility of hot monkey love awaits around every corner.

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Possibly, I'm not saying that I can't be proven wrong by life, but... I don't know, signs tell me I'm the eternal spinster kind. And I often feel too old to really appreciate it if something will happen. This must be how 90-year-old women feel right before dying... not much ahead, eh? ;)

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Originally Posted by kilted

A friend of mine once compared women to apples. The basic premise of his idea was that instead of climbing the tree to get the apples/women that are further to reach we settle to go for the "easier" women/apples which do not take as much effort to get. This makes the other apples/women feel that something is wrong with them which isnt the case, most men just arent willing to put in the extra effort to climb the tree. This probably covers both men and women however

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Well I don't think your friend invented that cos I've heard this one before. And it's so very true...(well I'm sure that hot dumb chicks won't agree with me ;))... damn, this tree where I am must be kilometres high... *looks down* yeah, I can't see the ground :D

Sometimes though I feel that this is more true for women... I have the impression that in general women are more willing to climb high than men... which I migh have already mentioned, tend to be more coward. I'm not saying it's true for everyone nor that it's scientifically proven, just my impression... (I know many girls who have ugly girlfriends... I can't think of many boys who have ugly girlfriends, or if they do, the girl has at least some -ehm- physical attributes... if we are talking of quality related to highness/easiness anyway)

I'm speechless ...
Just two things to add.
First of all in my opinion both men and women want to be loved "no matter what happen" and in addiction i do think that this occurs just because human kind are supposed to be in search of pleasure,and what could be better than love as pleasure?
Secondly if the man i'm in love with would be so lazy or coward to not climb high and take me the womanapple...then i'd just think that probablt that man wouldn't be the right one...and i'd look for a better one...'cause if women are apples....men are like doors, when one them is going to be closed another one is going to be opened!!!

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womanapple...

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What a great phrase! Very poetic.

I'm willing to bet that Koa will not be a spinster. She will find the love of her life one day.

I'll add to the womanapple analogy. There are plenty of men who not only will not climb to the top of the tree, but for whatever reason don't seem to notice that there are more womanapples up there. They just sort of look from side to side, see the womanapples directly in front of them, and pluck 'em, before they even take the time to see if there's something better higher up. And they don't notice that there are any other kind of men, because they look around and only see the other men who are going for the womanapples at eye-level; they don't realize that there are other men at the top of the tree.

So, what do I want? I want the sort of man who looks around at eye-level, at all the dumb bimbos and catty nagging women, and even at the nice-but-simple women, and says, "This can't be all there is. I want someone better than this. Someone I can have a conversation with. I think I'll look further up." And then he takes a climb, and he finds the people like Koa and me. :D

There are plenty of men like this, by the way. I'm friends with a lot of them. Most of my friends are male, and very intelligent, and find ditzy women boring and unattractive, which is why I take equal offense to assertions that all "men are pigs" as I do to those that all women are [fill-in-the-stereotype].

If I weren't already married, I'd climb to the top of the tree for any of the ladies on this forum. Is that sucking up too much?

YES!! :p

Fortunately, this pencil-neck geek's literary persona has a rocket-powered hangglider with which to fly to the top of the tree.

...then again, getting there's part of the quest. Besides, I already have a beauteously sweet apple already.

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Originally Posted by Virgil

If I weren't already married, I'd climb to the top of the tree for any of the ladies on this forum. Is that sucking up too much?

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Yes. Please don't feed their egos.

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Originally Posted by RobinHood3000

Besides, I already have a beauteously sweet apple already.

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Can other people see her?