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hehe, Lit-Net Town Carrier is doing a very fine job. Its a good news carrier.

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pulls out dictaphone would you care to make that an official comment??
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Originally Posted by Nightshade

pulls out dictaphone would you care to make that an official comment??
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Yes, I would :D

Night, your namesake is famous! for today there are two :) highly rated poets; naegling's Old Torn Nightie is a most laudable work. :nod:

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Originally Posted by Nightshade

Run to the hills hide your babies there is a monster among us and his name is BONG!


For years we have all been under the illusion that Master Bong was a safe if slightly misguided individual has been proven False! he is a monster a manifestation of all the evil baddies in all the books in all the world.

Today it was exposed that Bong does not exsist that in fact he is but a akin used by the Slitheen
to infiltrate the lit network so that they CAN extermnate us!

Originally it was thought that a slith had eaten bong Which caused his dissapearnce but the truth is on him memrable incounter with the sith he did not come to harm oh no1 what happened was he unzipped himself and ate the sith!!!


As we right this we hear the pounding on the door hes coming to get us save yourselvesssssssssssss............................ ...........

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Originally Posted by RococoLocket

OMFG, he want's my victoria sandwich cake doesn't he? Doesn't he?! Look at those jowls; those are the jowls of a hungry John Prescott during PMQs!! *runs away screaming, cake in hand*

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Aww, come on, the poor creature is rather cute! :p

....yeah.............ok.......................I now fear the Bong.................. *ponders that for a moment*............................ok, I fear BONG, not, 'the bong'...........whew!......

now that's the story of the century...i'm still laughing :lol:

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Aww, come on, the poor creature is rather cute!

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Miss darcy you shock us you have obviously not been exposed to enough Dr who!

Thank you Amuse for your input :D

Bong we are glad you Enjoyed it but be warned we know where the heart of the tardis is hidden!


All the staff of the crier

Dear town crier:

Is there going to be an article on how to avoid the terrors of the bong? The safety of formun members could depend on this revealing.

- sincerly concerned cynic

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Originally Posted by simon

Dear town crier:

Is there going to be an article on how to avoid the terrors of the bong? The safety of formun members could depend on this revealing.

- sincerly concerned cynic

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Dear CC,
we are sorry to inform you that our resident expert is dead.

you will notice the article advised heading for the hills? This is for a fundementaly important reason that the MOnsters of this world hate LIGHT and hills of the milkyway are above the clouds so there is no covering and Eternal light. You should all abandon your lands and posetions and gold and valubles and posts and head for the hills of the milky way where you will be safe.

Yours worriedly
Pank the distressed
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I know who you are and belive me when I catch you you will be sorry!!
In fact heed this warning if you dont stop stealing MY mail off MY desk and answering it I WILL fire you!!
And some on get me some kind of ghos expeller or resistant Prof. Pes is still refusing to rest in peace.
Your
BOSS and the controller of your livley hood (in othe words im watching you Pank, objector and the rest and dont think you can hide behind those names forever!)
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Dear Town Crier,

Sorry to bother again, but I am concerned for the reliability of this town paper. If one of your staff is misbehaving then how are us readers supposed to know that what we are reading is from the truth. And should there be a problem of theft in your paper, I can recomend a few techniques for eradicating them should you wish to know. Just let me know in the most secrecy and we'll smoke 'em out!

Less Sincerly and more Friendly,
Truth Seeker